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Face only a mother could love

Someone horrendously ugly. Only a mother would love them or ( maybe not ). They're that ugly.

Salvatore Vitale has a face only a mother could love.

by sjjs2 October 24, 2008

79๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Only Built 4 Cuban Linx...

One of the greatest hip-hop albums ever made.

It pioneered Mafioso rap, and you can hear it's influence in all the albums that came after it. The cinematic, elaborate beats, with the heavy use of horn and string sections, introduced an entirely new sound to the rap game. The clean, polished beats of Cuban Linx contrasts starkly against Tical or 36 Chambers.

Reasonable Doubt by Jay-Z? Life After Death by Big? They all owe their entire style to this album.

The production on this album is a perfect testament to RZA's skills. If anyone tells you Dr. Dre is the best producer, just laugh at them, they have shittier taste than you. Do them a favor and hand them a copy of Liquid Swords or Cuban Linx.

Ghostface Killah also laid down some of his best verses and lines on this album. Some people say this was Ghostface at his peak.

The original name was "Only Built 4 My Cuban Linx Niggaz".

A Cuban link is a type of chain necklace with a distinct pattern. "Cuban Linx" isn't a secret code word, he's basically saying for his styled up niggaz.

Ghostfaces verse on Criminology - Only Built 4 Cuban Linx...

Yo, first of all son, peep the arson
Many brothers I be sparkin' and bustin' mad light inside the dark
Call me dough snatcher, just the brother for the rapture
I handglide, holdin' on strong, hard to capture
Extravagant, RZA bake the track and it's militant
Then I react, like a convict, and start killin' shit
It's manifested, the Gods work like appliances
Dealin' in my cypher I revolve around sciences
The ninth chamber, nigga trapped inside my hallway
You try to flee but you got smoked up by the doorway (blaow! blaow! blaow!)
No question, I send your ass back, right to the essence
Your whole frame is smothered in dirt, now how you restin'
While I'll be trapped by sounds, locked behind loops
Throwin' niggaz off airplanes cause CASH RULES
Everything around me black as you can see
Swallow this murder one verse like God degree
Then analyze my soundtrack for satisfaction
You adapt like a flashback chain reaction

by dcrubin June 25, 2010

132๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


six figures i was only four

Shane Dawsonโ€™s favourite song, six figures by Justin Roberts

Six Figures is a song used in memes

guy: sIx fIgUrEs I waS onLy fOuR
girl: haha love that meme
girl: *does orange justice*

by nbc news, your local fake news October 17, 2018

68๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


it's only queer if you're tied to the pier

Derivation: U.S. Navy slang. An entreaty used by a desperately horny male sailor to get another male sailor to engage in clandestine sexual activity for the purpose of mutual release. Based on the theory that when two guys on a ship with no access to females have sex, they are not gay, but just helping out a shipmate.

HT2 Betz: "Dude, if you jack me off, I'll jack you off."
AO2 Griffin: "No, way, man! That's gay!"
HT2 Betz: "We've been at sea for three months, and we won't see Pearl for another three. I'm just saying help a shipmate out. After all, it's only queer if you're tied to the pier."
AO2 Griffin: "Yeah, I guess you're right. We could go to the chain locker..."

by redwoodempiredev July 11, 2008

51๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


It's only gay if your balls touch

A reasurance used toward to guys who are about to, or who you wish were about to, engage in homosexual activity. With just eachother, or with you as well.

It's not true, of course, as simply doing something with someone else can't change who you're attracted to, but with dudes being so afraid to be gay, it's worth a try.

It's also just funny.

Shane: "No way"

Kyle: "Y..yeah"

Figure.10: "Aw.....but remember, it's only gay if your balls touch!"

by Figure.10 May 27, 2009

188๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


the only thing i know for real

Verse 1
Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken
Iโ€™ve even forgotten my name
I donโ€™t know the season or what is the reason
Iโ€™m standing here holding my blade
A desolate place (place) without any trace (trace)
Itโ€™s only the cold wind I feel
Itโ€™s me that I spite as I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real

Chorus
There will be bloodshed
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one left
Will ride upon the dragonโ€™s back
Because the mountains donโ€™t give back what they take
Oh, no, there will be blood- (blood) -shed (shed)
Itโ€™s the only thing Iโ€™ve ever known

Verse 2
Losing my identity
Wondering, have I gone insane?
To find the truth in front of me
I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height
And never realizing why I fight

guy1:hey did u hear that banger song i sent you?
guy2:no?
guy1:u should listen to it because its the only thing i know for real

by your normal mgr fan September 16, 2022


dresses that can only be worn once

Those expensive prom dresses you just had to have.

"I fail to see why all those stupid girls would waste such an incredible amount of money on dresses that can only be worn once. I mean, the guys wear rented tuxedoes. Why can't the girls get rental dresses?"

by Carl J. Maltese May 28, 2007

70๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž