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The famous and lovable token black character from the hit satire tv show South Park
Clyde: "What vice did you see on the videotape, Talangar? Is it the work of Sauron's magic?" Token returns to the table and places the tape there
Token Black: "I'm not playing anymore." walks off
Stan: steps forward "Uh well wait, what'd you see?"
Token: stops and turns "I don't know, I don't wanna know. I'm out." claps his hands, then walks back into the house, sliding the door open and closed. The boys look on
Randy: "Yes... uh... you see Token, that was called a pornographic film. Uh, it shows adult men and adult women having sexual intercourse." Token does not respond, but instead continues to stare blankly "You see when a- when a man and woman are in love, the man puts his penis into a woman's vagina. It's called love making, and its part of being in love." There is a long pause before Token at last speaks
Token: And when a woman has four penises in her at the same time. Then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too? Five midgets. Spanking a man. Covered in thousand island dressing. Is that making love?"
Mr. Black: "Jesus! What kind of porno was that?!"
Gerald: "Back-Door Sluts 9"
Mr. Black: "Oh Jesus! Not that one!"
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Adam Black, born November 20th, 2002, is an American actor and entertainer. His most notable performance being The Wizard Of Oz musical where he played the Cowardly Lion at Centennial High School Bakersfield. His acting credits also include The Miracle Worker and Les Miserables which led to him being the youngest person ever to be nominated for the KHSD PEAAK Award. He is most well known for starting the phrase “Adam Black is my dad.” which he says was intended to be an inside joke among friends but quickly turned into a trend and the phrase appeared on bracelets, bumper stickers, and clothing items.
Adam Black is my dad.
Adam Black should have won the PEAAK Award.
Adam Black? You mean Adam White?
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His black banana penetrated me soo deep last night.
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a afro american guy who acts like a true redneck mostly found in middle ga. fishes, hunt, and even wears confederate flag clothing and hats
we called him jb the black redneck because he dips snuff and hunts all the time.
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"Calling in Black" was a Freudian slip by a white male medical office worker, summarizing a phone call from
La'Shondra, who was calling in from Compton with a litany of symptoms (nausea, diarrhea. dizziness...) none of which has any visible signs. He hung up the phone, and announced to the mostly black staff, "LaShondra just called in Black" "Sick, Sick" He said immediately. "She called in Sick" Too late to un-ring the bell, he was spared a trip to HR, because the staff loved the phrase, and co-opted it into the office lexicon, and spread to other offices.
"Jamisa is calling in black on Monday, and making it a 3-day weekend."
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a shitty, 13-year-old singer who released a song called "Friday" in which she gives us an explaination of which order the days of the weeks are ("Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards") and in which she also can't make up her mind in which seat to sit in on her friends car.
Basically, she makes Justin Bieber sound good.
Person 1: Hey did you hear Rebecca Black's new song?
Person 2: No *listens*
*world explodes*
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The Black Dahlia was a terrible unsolved crime. It was the murder of a young woman named Elizabeth Short. She fell in love with a soldier, who died. To get over her loss, she went drinking and also started seeing other men. She becamse known as "easy". One day she was found severly dismembered. Her mouth was cut up to her ears to keep a "smile" on her face. She was cut up all over her body and sliced in half from the waist. Grass was shoved up her vagina. She was posed with her legs spread open and her arms above her shoulders.
This has become one of the greatest murder mysteries of all time.
"What was the greatest crime of all time?"
"the black dahlia"
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