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Flaming Log

A last-ditch effort made by a horny male to get someone to satisfy their sexual desires where they dowse their penis in lighter fluid and set it ablaze. The hope is to have another person put out the flames with their hands or mouth and fulfill the sexual desires. A very high risk high reward scenario.

“I knew Gavin liked me but I didn’t think he’d make a flaming log for me... good thing it worked.”

by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021


flame fest

Verb. Two lawyers or more lawyers arguing about litigation microloans

Hey you guys. Quick the flame fest, it's just like share cropping. Big whoop.

by Cmalloy January 25, 2016


flaming kerplunk

When you take a big shit in someones oven/microwave turn it on and leave the room.

Jake: What the fuck smells so god damn bad!?

Wes: I gave you a flaming kerplunk cause you fucked my sister.

by grand Master February 4, 2014


flaming gamble

(similar to a california forest fire) this is when u dress up like a schoolgirl and douse yourself in gasoline then light yourself on fire only to have yourself put out by the seminal fluids of 25-30 other men.

The flaming gamble is the most dangerous homosexual act known to man.

by pablo suave March 4, 2006


Flame Palm

Two people of extreme internal heat, embracing each other whilst naked, especially after an act of coitus.

My word, the Flame Palm is becoming quite intense.

by CourbetLover69 January 10, 2020


Flaming Trump

The act of giving your sexual partner a sexually transmitted disease, particularly one that causes a burning sensation in the genitalia, and subsequently blaming your partner, Democrats, and Fake News media for it, and wondering why they haven't yet been sued.

Jake totally gave me a Flaming Trump. First he said he didn't even have the Clap, all the while scratching his crotch like a dog going after a flea village on the back of his neck. Then he said that it was Fake News and that I should be sued for giving him the Clap he didn't have.

by Darwin Sobcheck April 27, 2020


Flaming 7

A whore or prostitute that everyone is attracted to or wantes to have anal, oral or sexual intercourse with.

Ryan and Scotty saw that Flaming 7 at chipotle and later that day they all had a three-some.

by flaming7's November 12, 2010