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When you can't sleep with the person you really want to be with so you purposely hook up with someone who possesses similar traits or features.
Based on Pandora radio - users enter a song or artist that they enjoy, and the service responds by playing selections that are musically similar.
"Tristan broke up with me but I am totally Pandora-ing this guy at work. He has blue eyes like Tristan's and a comparable sense of humor."
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Poomba-ing is when you hogtie your partner, then while having anal sex you shove bugs* in their mouth, then jam an apple in and sing 'if you're achin', oink oink, for some bacon, oink oink' to completion, and finish with the phrase "slimy, yet satisfying".
*It's particularly important to use live grubs where possible.
I had the live grubs and apple, and she was already tied up, so I Poombad her.
I think I might try Poomba-ing with my cousin this weekend.
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Jo inge means an ugly person, can steal your cash and look absolutely disgusting.
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when a woman yells at a man's penis and criticizes it until it becomes aroused.
he wouldn't get hard so i started Bale-ing him and it did the trick.
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"Bra"ing someone is the action to quickly pull down your shirt and expose a vast amount of cleavage and bra. This is most commonly done between two women, but if a boy is lucky enough may happen to them. Can cause mild increase in heart rate, erections, and/or occasionally anger.Keep in mind when about to "bra" someone you must be wearing a bra, and bras may slide down with shirt if not careful.
So I was bra-ing at the bar last night , but I forgot I wasn't wearing a bra!! Well at least I got a free drinks.
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The process of a near perfect person attending the gym when it is not really necessary, to miss going to the casino (specifically). Indicative of health addiction.
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when you get involved with someone, but almost all of the interaction is over a social network.
guy 1-"what happened to that girl follows you on twitter? she is hott"
guy 2- "i'm replying to her right now"
guy 1- "everytime i check twitter you are retweeting one another and shit. invite her out. i want to meet her."
guy 2- "i did but she's busy tonight"
guy 1- "again? she's busy every night..."
guy 2- "yea..."
guy 1- "dude, get her out here. quit MANTI-ING!"
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