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An “Italian Condom” is when you shove a spaghetti noodle down your urethra preventing you from cumming
“I couldn’t find a condom so I used an Italian condom”
The unevolved italian government won't pay for the trump wall.
When a hairy man rubs his ballsack up and down the back of his significant other.
Sophia was in the mood for a back massage and Luigi suprised her with an Italian Backscratcher.
Throwing a woman in a circular motion in the air like pizza dough and catching her with your fist in the stomach forcing her to vomit
“Izzy got me upset so I gave her the Rotten Italian to teach her a lesson.”
Verb: when you ram a Italian woman rather quickly and give her cab fare immediately after completion
Hey bro, I totally Italian expressed Maria last night.
When you've eaten too much pasta and bread, and become drowsy or nod off afterwards.
"Hey, you see Frankie, sleeping at the table?!"
"Oh, yeah, he's just got Italian Narcolepsy."
An Italian standoff happens on a road that is only wide enough for one car at a time. It occurs when 2 cars are driving towards each other, and one of them has to move out of the way. The car that moves is considered the loser, and the car that does not move is considered the winner.
Alex has never ever lost an Italian Standoff.