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Ivan Sirakov

He doesn't have blank at all.

Easy Ivan Sirakov

by Siropa November 22, 2021


Ivan O'Shea

To be an Ivan O'Shea takes an unbelievable amount of awesomeness and talent, only someone of insanely superior skill and attractiveness can pull it off. You are jealous of Ivan O'Shea and his superiority in every way and if you aren't then you are in denial.

Alex: Oh my god look over there, its a Ivan O'Shea
Katie: You're right, sorry Alex. I'm going to go have sex with him.

by Irish Beaut February 5, 2012


ivanism

in german also known as; ivanismus is a religion based on the sole Goddess named Iva. Created at 7th of may 2021 out of pure admiration of the goddess, kyra declared that she must be a higher being. From that point on it spread like a wave sucking everyone in to this commitment of admiring the Goddess Iva. Join now!

I am a proud ivanist and here to spread the word of worship. ivanism is good

by ivanism expert September 15, 2021


Ivanism

The supreme religion, in which Ivan is the supreme deity.
Statistics show 'Ivanists' (followers of Ivanism) live on average 11 times longer, and are 60 times as happy!
Ivanists have a set of 'Tenets' by which every Ivanist must abide:
1. Ivan is the way
2. Have no gods before Ivan
3. Convert as many people as possible to Ivanism
4. Say the most diabolical, discombobulated things to Ivanists
5. You must believe the universe was created in the image of Ivan
6. Every Ivanist is beautiful in the eyes of Ivan.

Ivanism originated when Ivan had spoken to a particular Ivanov, and told the latter "You must spread my gospel and Ivangelise the world"

Ivanist: "Would you like to join the supreme religion of Ivanism?"
Potential Ivanist: "Yes of course, everyone should join Ivanism!"

by Ivanthepreacher May 27, 2022


Ivan Boseky

Da infamous "insider trading" crook who got rich off da initial sales of da equally-infamous-and-heavily-advertised-by-Paul-Harvey "Wave Radio" fiasco dat super-flopped due to its disappointing sound and poor-quality construction.

Ivan Boseky may indeed have profited from da "revolution in compact sound" market, but then later he had to REALLY "face da music" about his dirty-dealing shenanigans, and so this development was hardly "music to his ears".

by QuacksO January 27, 2022


Ivan Vučković

Every girl loves him. He is so hot he gets any girl he wants. He is masa.

That guy is so hot, he is such an Ivan Vučković.

by To sam ja December 8, 2021


Ivan Reitman

an amazing, inspiring director and producer

also used to describe a person's appearance, normally if they have big teeth

that person looks like ivan reitman

by izzythedragkid July 20, 2021