The happiest man alive in Texas. He is a Christian pastor that often says "You are a child of the most-high God". Has a creepy smile.
Joel Osteen: "-and this child had severe autism, just like me!"
*Creepy smile intensifies*
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The act of pulling down your pants, wrapping your penis across your wrist like a timepiece, then yelling, "Hey everybody, look at my new watch!"
I went to this crazy party last night, and I even saw some guy show everybody his Joel's Watch.
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A huge media whore who is the singer for the band Good Charlotte. He was born 11 March 1979, and likes young girls.
"Did you hear Joel Maddens dating Hilary Duff?"
"No way Mate! thats gross!"
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a character played by the most sexy person in the world (my baby daddy) dylan obrien in his new movie love and monsters
hey! whatβs the name of the character dylan obrien plays in his new movie love and monsters?
the characters name is joel dawson,heβs amazing!π
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A daddy joel is mostly a gemini that most likely to have a huge cock and have a lot of kids. Their successful in many ways great at sex and has a charming sense
Im so horny i want a daddy joel
Im want a daddy joel
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A tale as old as time, a myth, some say it is true some say it is not.
The story goes:
A young man is lying on his bed watching 'these kids must be stopped' by ricegum he is then extremely sexually attracted to Jacob Sartorius so he begins to beat his dick over it, he then exclaims 'ah fuck!' as he drops the iPad onto his erect cock.
Hello Joel Jacobs
HAHA JOEL JACOBS
Either Joel Jacobs is real or Joel Jacobs is fake
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A mythical beast. Possibly related to Finn McCool, the giant Irish warrior. Joel Kavanagh is many things, a loyal fenian, a good father and a ruthless bookie. As the legend goes, Joel Kavanagh once fought off an army of ducks using an umbrella and a sandal.
I wish I was Joel Kavanagh
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