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Joel Osteen

The happiest man alive in Texas. He is a Christian pastor that often says "You are a child of the most-high God". Has a creepy smile.

Joel Osteen: "-and this child had severe autism, just like me!"
*Creepy smile intensifies*

by Weaponized Dank Ootism September 23, 2019

16πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Joel's Watch

The act of pulling down your pants, wrapping your penis across your wrist like a timepiece, then yelling, "Hey everybody, look at my new watch!"

I went to this crazy party last night, and I even saw some guy show everybody his Joel's Watch.

by gotgolf72 September 30, 2006

13πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


joel madden

A huge media whore who is the singer for the band Good Charlotte. He was born 11 March 1979, and likes young girls.

"Did you hear Joel Maddens dating Hilary Duff?"
"No way Mate! thats gross!"

by christinauk June 29, 2006

146πŸ‘ 176πŸ‘Ž


joel dawson

a character played by the most sexy person in the world (my baby daddy) dylan obrien in his new movie love and monsters

hey! what’s the name of the character dylan obrien plays in his new movie love and monsters?

the characters name is joel dawson,he’s amazing!πŸ’•

by aisha ahmedπŸ•Š January 6, 2021

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Daddy joel

A daddy joel is mostly a gemini that most likely to have a huge cock and have a lot of kids. Their successful in many ways great at sex and has a charming sense

Im so horny i want a daddy joel

Im want a daddy joel

by Daddy joel August 23, 2020

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Joel Jacobs

A tale as old as time, a myth, some say it is true some say it is not.
The story goes:
A young man is lying on his bed watching 'these kids must be stopped' by ricegum he is then extremely sexually attracted to Jacob Sartorius so he begins to beat his dick over it, he then exclaims 'ah fuck!' as he drops the iPad onto his erect cock.

Hello Joel Jacobs
HAHA JOEL JACOBS
Either Joel Jacobs is real or Joel Jacobs is fake

by Indubitably my good sir October 9, 2018

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Joel Kavanagh

A mythical beast. Possibly related to Finn McCool, the giant Irish warrior. Joel Kavanagh is many things, a loyal fenian, a good father and a ruthless bookie. As the legend goes, Joel Kavanagh once fought off an army of ducks using an umbrella and a sandal.

I wish I was Joel Kavanagh

by Honest Indian August 27, 2010

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž