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An individual, often a co-worker or your one perverted uncle, that sneaks up behind you and gives you a quick, friendly feel up and erogenous zone grope.
I was bent over handing an order out the drive thru and old Jimmy Hands groped my ball sack.
Uncle Carl
The greatest actor who ever lived, period. He once got into a wrestling match with Lawrence Olivier and defeated him by using only a water bottle. He's known for his tumultuous and arduous love affair with Constantin Stanislavsky, and is rumored to have inspired Constantin to write "An Actor Prepares". Since he is an immortal god of theatre, he has taken on many stage names over the last few hundred years to keep things "fresh as fuck" in his own words. Some of his known past stage names are listed as: Shirley Temple, George Clooney, Charlie Chapman, Bette Davis, Sophia Loren, John Wayne, Clark Gable, Fred Astaire, Ava Gardner, Vivien Leigh, Heady Lamar, Ginger Rogers, and James Dean to name a few. It is even rumored he was actually Lawrence Olivier, and his stage combat skills were so evolved for the time, he was actually able to stage the entire wrestling scene with the water bottle with just himself. A true pioneer of method acting, and substitution, his portfolio is so inspirational, its memorization, and reenactment is required at most esteemed acting colleges and accredited trade schools. Bennington College even created a major in honor of his life, and accomplishments. His material is also covered in most culinary classes in New Jersey. There are additionally rumors of him being directly related to a Sphinx. As well as strong evidence supporting his connection to the infamous unicorn long boarding gang " Horn-rash".
"Just remember, when you can't find the right connection to support your character's choice of motive, just ask yourself... "What kind of burrito is Jimmi Simpson eating right now? " Your reasoning should then make more sense"
"I want my audition to be Jimmi Simpson level awesome!!!"
"Your homework this week is to study and prepare famous scenes from history that titan Jimmi Simpson has popularized during the last century. Be prepared to receive a score sheet containing your results after your performances next class."
Can alternatively be used as a substitute for: "cry: to cry" "glitter popcorn" and "to fall on the ground and never move again"
When a person uses the easiest or cheapest selection in a game. Or when they talk a lot of shit
wow this guy using the noob tube is a fuckin lil jimmy
a jimmy jaw is when someones jaw pertrudes out from there face into a pointing position
when someine has a under bite to the absolute extreme, you than refer to that as a jimmy jaw.
ex. katie had such an under bite that everyone says she has a jimmy jaw.
go to the top floor of a mall and drop a condom with a bouncy ball and filled up with conditioner and watch your masterpiece in action
"Mikes dropping a Jimmy now. Hey look that little kid picked it up and showed his mom."
One who is like God. Anyone who denies physical laws o the universe this often has got to be some sort of diety.
Dazed and Confused, violin bow, Led Zeppelin "DVD"
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When a male shoots semen into a condom then takes it off and turns it over to slowly drip the semen onto a chicks ass or face.
Last night when I was with your mom she asked for a taste from the Jimmy Dribbler.
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