Joe

KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING IDIOT

I hate you Joe you cock sucking faggot

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Joe

Joe shortened for Joseph.

#1 definition of Joe: An ordinary man. There's not much to a man like Joe at all. He typically spends his time religiously devoted to the bible. Joe is a huge history bluff. Extremely gifted with the women kind, though he will likely deny it, if you ask him. Although he has done some regretable stuff himself, Joe is honest. Joe tries very hard and often fall under pressure easily, though he won't show it.

#2 definition of Joe: coffee. Joe has extremely amazing women friends, and they would go out for coffee. He often wonders if anyone truly cares about him. Befriend a Joe. You'll never regret it.

Mary: "Joe loves kaleidoscopes also! She said, he is very visual."

Here's... Joe's favorite bible verse translated:

"... she called his name Moses (משה): and she said, Because I drew him (משיתהו) out of the water." (KJV).

Mary: "Joe is tight!"

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Joe

The blackest jew on da block

this nigga joe try be fuckin a bad bitch name cinnamon

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Joe

a thicc nigga with a big dick.

"Hi Joe."

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Joe

The everyday, average, annoying fuck in life.

Guy A: Man I fucking hate Joe. He's such a... A um...
Guy B: A Joe?
Guy A: Ya!

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Joe

Where cars go to die. You can take them to a Joe who will run them til they die.

I think my car is heading down Joe Lane soon.

You might want to take your car to Joe, it looks kind of run down.

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Joe

A good looking guy, mostly a player with no regard for girls. Joes have a new girl everyweek. When you first meet him he seems like a prince that will save you from reality, then he leaves you lying in the dust because you have some flaws. Never throw your self at a Joe, make the Joe chase you. Despite all of these bad things, if you ever date a Joe he will be the sweetest person ever meet. He will treat you like a princess and will protect you from anything that trys to hurt you. Joes are some if the greatest people to date, just be careful with the aftermath.

Girl 1: what happened with Lulu and that guy she met? He loved her for 2 months! They start going out and then he leaves her after a week!!
Girl 2: What a jerk
Girl 3: He is a total Joe

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