1. The act of discrediting a political opponent, regardless of military service record, by making truthful, searing claims about his/her character and past actions.
2. Battering by a shallow-draft, flat-bottomed boat with three bench seats.
Origins: The capitalized J distinguishes this from the jon boat (n.) and is a reference to both Jonathan Swift and Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz), but not John Kerry, as he spells his John with an 'h'. See, also, swiftboat and jon boat.
Did you watch him just Jon-boat President Bone-spurs on the Late Night Show without even mentioning his small hands?
Sometimes there is a need to Jon-boat orange and yellow men before they get too comfortable in their jackboots.
A drinking man from the heart of Texas...also known as a bellmeadian who hasnt trimmed his beard in years....wears overalls ...stripes to funerals... Been riding a bicycle for years but just became the proud owner of a Harley..alot of people call him uncle Jessie
Jon Thomas is good example of a Man
The most amazing squad in the world feturing Tom, Jake, Evy, Annie, Anna, Abby, and Aedan
Wow I wish my friend group was like the Jon squad
A young brown boy with a lot of heart, and a lot of douche. What he lacks in the penis department he makes up for in douche powers.
Ah! Jon Erickson just douche-shit all over my birthday party!
Similar to a blow job but the receiver if the act laughs loudly while it is being conducted.
Yo man, this woman went down on me and I started laughing so hard. It was a crazy blow jon
A man who can make thousands of people scream “ I GOT STDs”
Hey there’s a bunch of people screaming I got STDs, Jon Cozart must be there