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San Jose Sandwich

Sexual position in which the male applies peanut butter to his genital area and the woman applies jelly to her genital area and participate in any sexual contact.

That San Jose Sandwich last night was awesome!

by alpochinoo October 4, 2011

42πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


San Jose Blonde

noun - Asian girl, typically with naturally long black hair that has been chemically altered with bleach or hydrogen peroxide. Normally found in San Jose, CA. Associated closely to the natural blonde and gold digger. Drawn to locations where guys have luxury cars.

Dude, did you see that San Jose blonde jocking my ride.

by shortcut3d August 5, 2008

59πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


San Jose intersection

A city street intersection where cars stack up on a red light, while a green light persists in the other direction in spite of the fact that there are no cars travelling through the intersection in that direction.

Sure, I'm stopped at a San Jose intersection, so I've got plenty of time.

by Alfetta159 October 20, 2010

18πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


National Jose Day

It’s national jose day so go find a jose and give them a hug

Yo dude! It’s National Jose Day! Let’s go find Jose I’m tryna show the homie some love

by weirritatinbxtch October 25, 2019


san jose guy

A chump who enjoys GFE make out sessions in the front room of local strip clubs. He also enjoys Hungry Man dinners while sitting in his footy pajamas in his mother’s basement. A victim of brain erosion due to chronic masturbation.

I just enjoyed a great San Jose Guy experience! My cock is sore, and my tongue is burned (from my Hungry Man dinner), and my mom is upset because I got jizz on the mashed potatoes.

by Cashman1234 October 25, 2017

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


San Jose Threesome

Although this sounds like a sexual reference, the San Jose Threesome actually refers to the hockey line of Dany Heatley, Joe Thornton and Patrick Marleau of the San Jose Sharks. This line is a member of the 2010 Olympics for Team Canada.

The San Jose Threesome is now on the ice for Canada.

Once again we see the chemistry from the San Jose Threesome.

by oddsmaker February 23, 2010

31πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


jose mendez

A fucker funny but a fucker always with Monica cuz he like a girl like that

Jose Mendez is a fucker

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by Lego ninjago January 9, 2017

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž