July 7th

July 7th is National Cuddle Day. Go give your friend, crush, gf/bf a longgg biggg cuddle :))

Person 1: " Surely cuddle tonight"

Person 2: " And why would I do that?"
Person 1: " Because it's July 7th of course!!!!"

21st July

People who are born on the 21st of July are sussy bakas. they are also freaking sexy and awesome

damn, you were born on the 21st July? You are sexy.

July 17th

July 17th is ‘International Ignore All Girls Named Julia Day.’

Julia: Hi!
Boy: I can’t talk to you today.
Julia: Why?
Boy: It’s July 17th! International Ignore All Girls Named Julia Day.

july 15

a great day to have sex

sally: heyyyy bob. it’s july 15. u know what that means...
bob: TIME FOR SEX

july 27

national minecraft day

oh, she’s born on july 27? she must be an egirl.

4th of july

Noun: The 4th day of the seventh month of our calender. Celebrated as the day America declared independance from the King. The 4th of july is also celebrated in England, they call it "Fuck-off-Puritan-Day"

1. Happy Fourth of July!

2. 'Ello then, it's Fuck-off-Puritan-Day today isnt it old chap?

July 5

The 5th day of July

P1: "Hey my birthday is on July 5th"
P2: "Ok cool"