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When you repeat a previous statement with the word "just" inserted to make it seem even more correct.
You never go to class the day after, you just never go to class... Nice just-ification stevie
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A meaningless phrase spouted out after an insult or confession, the literal meaning of which roughly translates either to "Fuck, I shouldn't have said that," or "I'm completely serious." Used often by annoying teenage girls.
Sister: Hey, Doug. I hate you. Just kidding.
Doug: Yeah by this point I think we all know what "just kidding" means.
Girlfriend: I have something important to tell you... I'm not really a virgin... Just kidding!
Doug: Who did you do it with and when?
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A black man with corn rows. Taken from the show on nickolodeon "Just Jordan"
"I can't remember that black guy with cornrows name."
"just call him Just Jordan"
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The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.
There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.
Your friend : *loses*
You : Don't worry dude, it's just a game :/
Your friend : The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.
There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.
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A phrase meaning the opposite of Just Do It.
Usually used when irritated at one's incompetence, or when embarrassed that you know someone
Also used to put down idiots or people that epically fail.
Also used in acts of sympathy for the retard that almost did, but you saved them by indicating that they Just Shouldn't.
Also said to let one know that they Shouldn't Have just in case they ever try to again.
Idiot: Hey guys do you want to hear a joke that I just said but went unnoticed by you because you guys don't give a shit about me/want me to leave/hate the shit out of me/I can't tell.
Cool cat: Just Don't man Just Don't
Idiot: Knock Knock
Cool cat: WTF I just said Just Don't man.
Idiot #2: Who's there?
Cool cat: Why are people like you alive?
Stooge: What did the guy say when he walked into a bar?
Audience: (crickets)
Stooge: He said "OW" get it he said ow because he hit his head on a bar because he walked into a bar like a metal bar and not the type I ever go to because nobody likes me.
Smart Person: Just Don't
Shithead (Shi-theed): Hey guys I smoke marijuana all the time. Doesn't that make me cool?
Reasonable Individual: Just Don't (PSH)(sound)
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Three words that kids always use as an excuse to allowing shooters (but that won't work at all because it's still not allowed).
"Hey, why are you arresting me? It was all just a joke
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When he just wants to fuck. He just wanna know what that mouth do and how that pussy screw. sis stay away from him his bros say you just a kill.
James told sally she loves her but his bro said shes just a kill
"You love her bro ? "
" Na she just a kill "
Sarh came home crying to her mother, tears running down her face. She said mommy I dont know what to do. Her mom said sarah whats wrong ? Sarah said mom.. Joey said I'm just a kill !! Her mom said what ! He wants to kill you ! sarah sighed no.. he wants to fuck.
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