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You defecate on a persons laptop keyboard and slam it shut.
Man fuck Jerry I'm gonna Kansas Waffle Iron his Laptop. Because he's from OHIO!
A person who meat rides taylor swift and has no social life and can't do anything in life
I hate Kansas city Chiefs fans
When a girl is on her period and blood starts coming out of her vagina.
Guy: UwU
Girl: I think Bleeding Kansas is happening to me
Guy: OwO
Auburn is in Shawnee county in Kansas. It's a little hick town with alotta trees and a newly constructed dollar general. There is also an Apple market, beany's gas depot, gambinos, brians liqoure, hooks auto, and auburn elementary. Auburn was founded by John Brown and originaly named Brownsville.
I live in Auburn, Kansas.
Alternate term for a faceplant, specifically on a bicycle.
I was riding my bike off a bridge and then BOOM, Kansas City dab.
With urine in the mouth, swish it as if it were moutwash
P1 : Then I started swishing it around because i've been told it fights plaque
P2 : Ah yes, the ol' Kansas City Whirlpool
A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.
“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”
“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”
“Sounds fun!”