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After anal sex, the act of dipping one's testicles into partner's anal cavity and coating the scrotum in fecal matter.
And, after desired coating is achieved, then placing said testicles into partner's mouth.
"So while I was balls deep in Kimberly's ass last night, I figured I may as well follow it up with a Kentucky fondue. Her breath still smells. I'm never calling her again."
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Sex lasting as long as The Kentucky Derby (approximately two mintues).
"Me and the 'ol lady did The Kentucky Derby last night."
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A rusty muffler and pipe system that has fallen off someone's old piece of crap car or truck that sits in the road until someone else runs it over.
Jimmy ran over a Kentucky rattlesnake on his way to the 7-Eleven for some beef jerky. Brandene's gonna be pissed.
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In a college setting, when two couples compete in having sex in the same room. The bed must rock like you're riding a horse. The couple that finishes first raises an arm to signal that they have "finished."
"Hey man! Who won the Kentucky Derby last night?"
"It was close, but I beat my roommate by like 2 seconds!"
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When your girl is on her period without a tampon so you just stick a thumb in it
Stacy ran outta tampons so I just gave her the good ole Kentucky plug
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A sex position where you stick your thumb in a girls ass or pussy like Scott did to his neck.
When you tell her she’s getting the Kentucky Plug
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A sexual position of a person when they get down on all fours and tucks their head into their chest while raising their ass into the air, as another person inserts a lit flashlight into their rectum, with their lit side pointing upward.
Kevin turned chad into a Kentucky Lighthouse the other night. It was glorious!
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