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the pose every girl uses for a picture they will post on Facebook. Instructions are as follows, place hand on hip, arch back, and stick out chest.
She posts hundreds of selfies posing in the New Berlin Lean
Eddie cruised by , you couldn't even see him. He was B Pillar Leaning...
Cholo's can be spotted out commonly as heavy set Mexican-Americans. Their weight is abnormally high because of a diet high in grade E beef (normally found at Taco Bell, Del Taco, or anywhere else taco's can be purchased with a handful of change) and cheap malt liquor. This causes their center of gravity to actually be located exactly at their belly button. This prohibits them from dancing in a normal form (Note: this explains the low ratio of "cholos:jabbawockeez"). Recently, the scientist Kilo produced a documentary about overcoming this hardship. His suggestion is to lean back, "like a cholo". Now that the center of mass is located in the middle of the body it may begin to wobble. This is why he suggests to put your elbows up, and lean side to side. Studies and calculations have proven that Professor Kilo's technique stabilizes any cholo. His methods would later be cross-examined with those of Newton and Kepler to explain gravity and the abundance of dark matter in the universe. Once a cholo does all of these things, their apparent flyness goes off the charts. Scientists across the country lobbied for Kilo's nomination for a Nobel Prize. However, the year of his nomination more popular scientific discoveries ended up winning the prestigious award (one such was for The "Mims" Theorem: Titled "I'm hot cuz I'm fly, you ain't cuz you not"). Later he would be rewarded an Honorary Nobel Peace Prize for lowering the crime rate and obesity rate in southern California.
Person 1 (White male, Age 25): What is that dance you're doing?
Person 2 (Cholo, Age unknown): Sup homes, you jus gotta put yo elbows up side to side. It's called "lean like a cholo".
Person 1: Interesting... Can one do this if they are not a cholo?
Person 2: Ask me another question homes and I'll gut you like a feesh.
Person 1: Next time I'll ask a rock.
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the name of a cool song that plays alot in southern California. While some call the song degrading and racist it is still fun to dance to. When you lean like a cholo
1. Put your elbows out and fists together.
2. Tilt your body back and forth from side to side.
3. You are now leaning like a cholo.
At the club I like to lean like a cholo while waiting for the bartender to get me my tecate.
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A favorite body position of latin gangstas and others in which one shoulder is purposefully lower than the other. This position signifies nonchalance and relaxation and is intended to enhance sexual attraction.
I lean like a cholo whilst drivin my hoop-d, flippin switches, smoking blunts, and gettin some head.
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The leaning tower of pisa is a sexual position in which 2 men and two women are involved. Each man is in the doggy style position with their woman, side by side and then perform a high five which creates the leaning effect of the tower.
Michael:"Hey Will that hoe is totally down for a leaning tower of pisa if yo girl Leilah is!"
Will:" Is that the one where we both fuck them and then high five?! ooohhh man im totally down!!!"
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