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- "oh my god love me or leave me by day6 is such an amazing song"
+ "yes it is, it's their best one"
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When you're having phone sex (less commonly any kind of sex) and your guy suddenly has to split.
Are you wet?
I am now. How about you?
Nicole my brother's here. I gotta call you back.
Leaving a girl out in the cold?
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to forget about the unnecessary, unneeded, unuseful, stupid items or actions that one may wonder if they should use, bring, or do.
1. Mikey: Should I hang up my jeans with the holes in the crotch up in my closet?
Randy: Naw, man, just leave the broken ones at home.
2. Chester: I'm gonna get this 4,000 calorie, artery clogging meal!
Rondell: Dude, you're already fat. Just leave the broken ones at home.
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Usually a breakup maneuver. Involves inserting a dildo or vibrator (preferably going full tilt) in your partner's ass during intercourse, and, at the fateful moment, pushing it knuckle deep. The ultimate send off in that you leave with out any regard for how the other person rectifies the situation.
I should have finished getting my stuff out of her apartment before I gave her the old love 'em and leave 'em
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To have someone stare at a picture of Peter Pan on a wall while you sneak up behind them and tongue punch their anus.
I gave Todd the leaving neverland the other day. He didn’t even see it coming.
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When somebody is being teased too much and a person who may or may not necessarily care for the person decides to stand up for the individual because the person being roasted is too quiet , or simply are beyond the point of defending themselves anymore because everyone's roasting them.
Example 1
Lebron sucks !
Ya'll need to leave that girl alone !
Example 2
Person 1 : Draya why you always coming to school busted ?
Person 2: Laughs
Person 3: She's poor
Lynette (The Defender) y'all need to leave that girl alone !
Similar to "Pump and dump" or "Ejaculate and Evacuate". It refers to having sexual intercourse with a woman then leaving immediately after.
"Yo fam last night was dabbin! I was in bed with Caitlin but the cops showed up to the party so I had to hit the poon and leave real soon, you feel?"
"Thats CRAZY!"