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The only reason 73% of us watched he super bowl half-time show.
"Did you see that guy on The Voice!?!? He totaly pulled a shark on the left moment!"
"He did pull the shark on the left! Like a boss too!
The last few draws of a tobacco cigarette given to someone without access to nicotine
Calum: I'm gonna have a feg. You want left-a-smoke?
Aaron: Yes mate
Wearing an anklet on the left ankle is a secret way to indicate one is queer and part of the LGBTQ+ community
“You’re wearing a left anklet? That’s the gay side”
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When someone is three times as much of a right bastard than thought possible.
Inspiration: "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."
Person 1: Did you see him hit-and-run my car? What a right bastard he is.
Person 2: He did worse than that. He ran over a puppy and threw an empty beer can out his window. That bastard ain't a right bastard, he's a left bastard.
It is the ball that is LEFT after the RIGHT BALL is taken.
I get the simplest things wrong as which is the LEFT BALL.