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When something has to stay secret. Especially from your girlfriend.
- I was studying Japanese history! Apparently they always invaded other countries!
- Yeah you're right, but don't tell Lisa.
The feeling of a strong connection or bond between yourself and a piece of artwork.
How did the art deal go?
It didn't the guy had Mona Lisa's remorse.
Often art investors will refuse to sell a piece of art due to a personal attachment regardless of the profit from the sale.
To stick around in a place where you are no longer wanted.
A social terrorist who has already been told to leave, but remains anyway.
To lose a primary election, but to end up running in the general election anyway as a third-party candidate, so as to spite the primary winner by trying to steal votes from him/her. See Charlie Crist.
What's his problem, I just broke up with this loser, and just told him to get out of my house, and now he's trying to sleep on my couch? What a Lisa Murkowski he is.
I could have swore that I told that lame douchebag to leave my party since he was not invited. He's still here twenty minutes later, starting arguments with my best friends, and creeping out my lady friends. Is he trying to pull a Lisa Murkowski on me?
Since Daddy's Little Girl (a.k.a. Lisa Murkowski) lost the primary to hold on to her Senate seat inherited from her father, her sense of entitlement overrode her sense of decency (assuming she had any), and she decided to run as a third-party candidate in order to steal votes from Joe Miller, the man who beat her in the primary, out of spite.
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This is a person who wants many kids. She hates baking and cooking. She does not like to give presents. Obsessed with tea.
Lisa Jo didn't want to bake for her daughter.
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LISA IS AN A AMAZING WOMAN AND SHE HAS A GIRLFRIEND NAMED JEAN
Are you Lisa's little helper?
Yes.
A Mona Lisa handshake is when you put your fist in a woman’s asshole and your cock in her vagina, then give yourself a handjob.
Last night I gave myself the best Mona Lisa handshake I had ever had!
Wendela is a tönt and goes to partys all week long. Wendela, aslo known as Wendys, loves to talk on the phone with the beast. The beast reffering to Serk.