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A common truck stop prostitute. A male or female who sells themselves at a truck stop for a ride to the next city
Josh is constantly on his CB to hunt for the best lot lizards in Texas
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Much like a wizard sleeve, this dangly vagina is rough and scaly- resembling a reptile.
"Ack! This bitch is attacking me with her lizard sleeve!"
Much to Ben's surprise, that very sweet stripper is sporting a serious lizard sleeve.
Girl 1: "This is normal right?"
Guy 1: "Aw hell naw bitch get that lizard sleeve out mah house!
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The Muddy Lizard ritual beings with one male wiping a female's anus clean after she has defecated using his tongue.
The male then sticks out his now feces covered tongue and rattles it in a similar fashion to how a snake or lizard so that he may sample the air.
Finally, upon deciding that the air is ok to proceed, he then brings the female to orgasm using the tongue once more and thus concludes the ritual.
Male: "Tonight is the night. We must perform the Muddy Lizard"
Female: "For the sake of our children and their children, let us begin"
Bro1: "I have completed the Muddy Lizard with her!"
Bro2: "Our people will be safe for generations to come because of your actions here tonight"
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A person, genrally a woman, who is "ideal" by Cody's standards.
Cody is speaking to the lot lizard at Croc Rock.
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A bunch of 10 yr old faggots that live in their dead parents basement and suck cock for a living and also they have claimed to be DDosing people what a bunch of useless 10 yr olds
(Bill) hey joe have you heard of the lizard squad
(Joe) oh those cock sucking 10 yr olds that are fucking blind yes I have
(Bill) oh I thought they were cool
(Joe) they are more of a faggot then justin bieber you dumbass
(Bill) :(
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The act of putting a Q-tip into the penis and then getting jacked off.
I got a clogged lizard last night
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A person who spends too much time at the computer for frivolous reasons,gaming or aimless net-surfing. Same as Mouse Potato
That guy spends so much time playing Halo he's becoming a real monitor lizard.
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