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A character from "The Suite Life" series, and one of the most irritating and aggravating characters ever to grace the Disney Channel BEFORE Miley Cyrus followed suit. Reasons? 1.) Brenda Song performs like she believes that she's a comedy Godsend, but in reality, she overacts to great lengths; 2.) She reminds many of the self-absorbed bitch who would make average boy or girl feel worthless, and 3.) She has her own blog on Disney Channel's website, enforcing the sad truth that Disney has become something for up-and-coming ho's.
I would love to shove a sawed-off shotgun up London Tipton's ass so I wouldn't hear that tacky "Yay me!" line again. Honey, sitcoms don't use punchlines any more. Look at "30 Rock", which stars one of the strongest comediennes of all time: Tina Fey.
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A person with a genuine birth certificate that states the named person was born in the City of London Maternity Hospital. (Unfortunately, shortly after I was born, it was closed down - can't think why...)
The hospital closed in the late 1950's, so unless you were a home birth within the City of London, after that date, YOU ARE NOT A LONDONER. Westminster is merely a London Borough, not London. London is The Square Mile.
"Where were you born?"
"Fleet Street, East Side of the Griffin. I'm a Londoner, I live in Middle Temple."
"I'm from Hackney."
"Ah, a cockney."
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English people with Irish heritage, basically exactly the same situation as Irish-American but sub out the American for English. English-Irish are sometimes looked upon as not real Irish because their families had to emmigrate.
London Irish or English-Irish are sometmes considered "not Irish" by the Irish born, just as Irish-Americans are looked upon as not "Irish"....except for Shane MacGowan of course, he's Irish even if he's really English.
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When two girls have sex with one guy. The guy lays on his back, one girl sits on his face, the other sits on his dick...then they high five....it's a reverse Eiffel Tower.
Paolo got London Bridged last night by Brandy and her mom!
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The urban practice wherein a man strolls the streets, fully clothed and in a belted trench coat, and slowly but covertly, though a side pocket, masturbates himself in the presence of fellow pedestrians and pasers-by. The benefit of the act is sometimes claimed to be expediency, but more likely is the ability to "get away with it," especially when ejacualation is achieved but not revealed.
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"Why do you say Geoff's a wanker?" -- "I mean, literally, man. I ran into him on Halsted and he had just done a complete London Flog."
"How could you tell?" -- "Well, partly by the refreshed happy-ending look on his face, but mostly by the stain he had made on his trench coat below the buckle."
"Ewww . . . well, at least he kept it in his pants."
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originating in england, its the practise of lubing the anus to extreme measures, and allowing a second person to penetrate it with their head. not reccomended after a large meal.
i dont think we need examples of the london balaclava, just picture it..
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Honey! i have to go to london badly.. can you help me find my keys ?
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