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Mackenzie’s Law

Makenzie’s Law is a rule used to estimate how early one may have a child. It states that the more unfit of a parent someone is, the quicker they have children

Mackenzie’s Law is a scientific fact known to humanity since the dawn of time

by Cwilther February 28, 2024


Cara Mackenzie

Cara MacKenzie, wow. What else can I say. She is the most smartest person and loves all her friends. Her friends Mylee, Avery, Presley, Ansley, Mem, Ken, are all jealous of how beautiful and smart she is.

Cara MacKenzie is so hot! I am so jealous - Presley Mullins

by hotsoftballplayer99 June 19, 2021


Mackenzie <3

you just some dumbass bitch who don't know how to count numbers💀

"man, Mackenzie <3 is a real bitch at math-"

by yomommastepson January 3, 2022


Blum, Mackenzie

fat gremlin version of a person with no abbillty to move their legs because they are really big

Blum, Mackenzie is a big goblin

by the arguement winner September 16, 2022


mackenzie montez

A cute and wonderful girl! She’s so hot but doesn’t know it. She’s sweet, nice, friendly. She has a big booty. She can always make your day when you are sad, by just her beautiful smile. If you ever meet her, don’t let her go, or you will regret it. She doesn’t let people hurt her or the people that are close to her. She’s been through a hard tragedy, but, it’s nothing that she can’t handle. She seems shy, but is really just a weirdo. She’ll be precious in your life. Don’t let her go.

Girl: Have you met Mackenzie Montez?
Girls2: Yeah, she is so sweet

by True True Babe/Bro/Girl October 11, 2017


Mackenzi's Cool Pants

Mackenzi's silk pants, and knock off Doc Martins.

"All of you guys are supporting chinese sweatshops I hope you know, my pants are made in the USA, like Mackenzi's Cool Pants.

by goonthor May 4, 2022


kirsty mackenzie

is gorgeous. and shexi and funny. looks great has the cutest cutie bum. wow that bum is awesome. shes tall dark gorgeous. looks great when shes next to me andmakes me feel great :)

i love kirsty mackenzie

by stubear December 7, 2011