Real Major Syndrome

Real major syndrome or R.M.S is an affliction that affects many college students (mainly the ones without a liberal arts degree).
This crippling disease is caused by intense work loads of homework, tets and projects. This syndrome will result in the lack of a social life and friends in general. The only known cures are dropping out or changing majors.

ex 1
"Hey Tim wanna go out tonight?"
"Naw I can't I got to study for two test tommorow."
"sounds like you got Real Major Syndrome"

Major Dickinson's Blend

A special blend of coffee that you make for your boss. 1 part coffee, and millions of parts Major Dickinson, typically swimming around.

Cory: Man, the boss won't stop making fun of my Aqua Shirts, my mom says I look sweet.

Joe: Yea, my mom buys my clothes too. He's a real dick.

Cory: Next time I bring in Apple Dumplings, I'm gonna serve him his with a tall glass of Major Dickinson's Blend!

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silent majority

A word used by the loud, gerrymandered minority with entirely too much power to refer to themselves.

"WERRR THE SSILENT MAJORITY LIBS THESE COLORS DONT RUN EAGLE PATRIOT"
"ok"
"WATS MAD LIBS TRIGGERED OWNED THE LIBS JESUS CHRISTMAS WAR"
"be more silent"
"OMG ITS LITERALLY 1984 NAPOLEON SNOWFLAKE FARMER JOHN"

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Major League Baseball

noun. A secret about other people that can not be shared with other parties without the express written permission of the parties involved.

man 1: Did you hear about how Dave got that stripper fired last week?

man 2: Shut up, that's Major League Baseball.

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She's no chemistry major

Since chemistry is generally defined as a difficult major reserved for only the brightest and most studious students, a girl who is "no chemistry major" is likely of average or below average intelligence.

This phrase is most often used to refer to women who perceive themselves to be much smarter than they actually are.

Jimbo: Did you hear Karen trying to argue about the economy last night? She really made herself look like an idiot.
Nelson: Yeah, she's no chemistry major.

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major grade 2

Major grade 2; The worst possible rank in Halo3. When a player gets to a certain skill point in halo3, he will realize that kills don't matter. When this happens, you can officially label him a 'major grade 2'.
The kills don't matter belief orginated with AmazingAK47- the orginal 'major grade 2'. When he was reported to have stated "kills dont matter!"
Major Grade 2's are notorious for sucking at halo3.
If you ever have a major grade 2 on your team in halo, fear for your rank, because you will most definetly lose.

AncientStag: "Dude! Your really bad!"
AmazingAK47: "I must be good if I'm a major grade 2!"
AncientStag: "You only have 5 kills!"
AmazingAK47: "So what? Kill dont matter!"

LeppyNL: Im a Brigadier grade 2! I suck at halo! I nub yes? :)?

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Tantric Major

A person with an imaginary major in a spiritual, sexual science.

Guy 1: Dude, my teacher told me last night I was a total Tantric Major!

Guy 2: Whoa, whoa, what?

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