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The eating of a woman's vagina while in the shower.
I gained the rank of twat-mariner last night with your sister in the shower!
A man who drinks protein milkshakes way more than he actually works out, to build what looks like strong muscles, but is actually the work of milkshakes. This gives them the illusion that they are tough ....however the reality is very different.
Person 1 - man look over there at that tough looking guy, his pecs are huge! he must bench press for a day job!
Person 2 - nah he's a milkshake marine, he lifts more shakes than he does weights...
See : Douchebag, Show Pony.
Mf who drives his car into the ocean to get to his iob
“I love being a marine biologist” he said before slamming his car into a fish
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1) Filled with people OFTEN hated by our society. But our society can't be any happier when they go overseas to protect our coward asses.
2) When you get booked, you'll be indirectly asked "Jail or Marine Corps?"
1) Guy 1: O MY FREAKIN' GOD! Those Marine guys sure are a disgrace to our society and cocky sons of guns raised in an era of video games and internet pornography!
Guy 2: Yea but I'm glad to see them go overseas and protect our whiny asses while we drink lemonade and sit down all day!
2) The judge asked the man guilty of DUI, "Marine Corps or Jail time?"
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A very loyal, frightless, and strong soilder for the United States Marine Corps.
12 Weeks of brutal, fierce, and mind toddeling training with the best. Also the strongest and proudest out of all armed forces. Their the first sent into battle and the last to come out. USAF veterans and wannabes can say all they want about the USMC and how USAF is stronger, but look at it this way, the Air Force is in the air with nukes at the click of a finger and will fall back when shot or locked on by a missile and cannot save other Allie Air Crafts, but Marines are on the ground, with limited ammo, a M-16, a Pistol, few grenades, and a knife, out in war for hours, days, weeks, months, without returning to base, and they can save and help other soilders and will take 20 bullets to the chest just to save his/her fellow Marine friend. Never underestimate the power and will of the United States Marines. HOO RAH!!!
Air Force Recruit - I GOT TO SHOOT SOME BULLETS OUT OF A AIR CRAFT TODAY YOU STUPID MARINE!!!
"U.S. Marine" - Knocks the fuck out of the Recruit, "I just saved 37 soilders, killed 197 OP, and got shot 4 times in the leg, arm, and chest. Then carried my brother 6 miles on my shoulder just to get water for him. "Spits on recruites face. "HOO RAH!"
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The most amazing cruise ship for teens. With the best food, people, and everything else. Your not cool unless you go on this ship, you will never ferget the people you will meet.
Mariner of the seas is so fucking awsome
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