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Large protruding breasts which are used by women to get their way
I tried to be strong then she flashed me her weapons of mass deception
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Warrior Babe named Summer Vale in the film "Dark Rising" and TV series "The Savage Tales of Summer Vale" played by actress Brigitte Kingsley.
Karl; That Summer Vale chick kicks ass eh?
Sonia; A liberated woman you mean.
Karl; Ha, her T shirt says "Woman of Mass Destruction"
Sonia; I thought her T shirt would get your attention!
Karl; Mass Destraction more like it, she's Hot!
Sonia; She'd kick your ass Karl
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When someone discusses an amazing game around you, giving you the urge to play said game
Pete: Oh I always play as Male Shepard in Mass effect. So I can bone Tali.
Sam: aw shit. Now I’ve got the Mass Effect effect.
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These are the type of women in your life who constantly nag, are bitchy, and generally are intolerable to be around. This is a play on words of "weapons of mass destruction"
My mom is totally being a WMF today.
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Any of multiple substances which can not be found in Iraq, an excuse to obtain oil.
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
...George W. Bush
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The way by which a man measures his level of fitness. If his body mass becomes too large he will not be able to see his penis in which case he is overweight; however, if he is able to look down and see his penis, everything is good.
Situation 1:
Wife: "You are putting on too much weight."
Husband:(Looks down and sees Penis) "Nope I'm good, my penis to mass ratio is normal."
Situation 2:
Doctor: You need to lose some weight if you want to stay healthy"
Patient: "I thought so to, but I got a boner this morning and my penis to mass ratio seems fine."
Doctor: "What?"
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Shit.
In your pants.
Lots of it.
Person 1: “Bro, I ate too many Joe Rogan branded Vitamin C tablets…”
Person 2: “Oh no! Did you…”
Person 1: “Yeah, I made a Mass Formation in my pants…”
Person 2: “Ewwww, gross…”
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