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An animal of the family of Felidae, generally a domesticated cat, which is not kind to his/her owner, other cats, and/or homo sapiens. Many do not enjoy human contact and are selfish in nature. It is generally advised as an owner to de-claw these types of animals to avoid possible injuries such as: scratches, bleeding, lacerations, and puncture wounds. Other treatments such as medication on Prozac tend to help keep these animals calmer and less of a hazard to their surrounding environment.
As her boyfriend stroked her cat it bit him, so he proclaimed that it was a "mean kitty"
The mean kitty plundered through the house and attacked it's owners feet.
"Your cat is one mean kitty!"
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living well, doing good to others, and having a fuckin' good time doing it
For me, that's the meaning of life.
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A disorder that follows watching the movie Mean Girls which causes one to quote said movie in everyday conversations (whether they make sense or not). It may also cause the person to intergrate Mean Girl quotes in other movies or event, such as the Hunger Games, or Harry Potter, or even the olympics.
Example 1:
Girl 1: "Oh, i wonder what this shirt is made out of, cotton?"
Girl 2; "Your mom's chest hair!"
Girl 1: "Oh, no you have mean girlitis too?"
Example 2:
Girl 1: "Ok, sandy you have four candy canes"
Girl 2: "Do i have any?"
Girl 1: "No, none for gretchen weiners"
Girl 3: "ignore her she has mean girlitis"
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To understand the meaning of life, first, think of the most basic lifecycles, plant lifecycles. A flower's sole purpose in life is to grow, attract a bee for pollen, then let loose new seed to become new flowers. Now move on to a living creature, the moth. Though they are known for eating clothes, many are born without mouths. They spend their lives as caterpillars, they eat, grow, explore and then become moths. Then they spend the remainder of their lives reproducing. For fish, they are born, eat, grow, then reproduce. Based on the previous statement we can assume that the meaning of life is to reproduce. But if you jump to that conclusion you may miss out on the other meanings. While the flower moth and fish only care about the preservation of their species, humans are much more complex. To say that your life has the same goals and limits of that of a fish would be idiocy, have you so little faith in your own kind? Yes reproduction is important but it is only a small part of the greater goal of all human life. I have come to understand 4 meanings of life. Reproduction is only the first. The second is evolution. We are the superior species, can destroy the earth if we wanted. But we should always look for a way to better ourselves. To grow faster, stronger, smarter. (Continues in example)
Things like phones and TVs, they hinder not one but 2 of life's meanings. What's to gain from something that isn't real? Reality is where life is, do you honestly dislike this world so much that you must constantly distract yourself from it? You are defeating the 3rd meaning, to live life in its entirety. We all have but a single chance. If something goes wrong so be it. Alexander the great died in his 20s, but did he have anything to regret, NO! He had almost conquered what was considered the entire world. While these days warlords are nonexistent, you must find a way to feel accomplished. Which brings us to our 4th meaning: happiness. Why listen to a song that you don't like? Why go to a parade that you do not support? It is useless. Time is precious and our lives are short. The best we can do is be happy and live life to the fullest. That's The Meaning of Life
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mean mug: it is when you intensely stare someone down for a long-shorrt amount of time with your car window slightly rolled dowwn as if you are a black man hunting for a bucket of chicken or a house to rob but you are staring at a person
i walked down the street and this old lady was mean mugging me
dayummmmn dude
ikr
mean mug da bitch back!
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Some people believe the meaning of life is 42
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