Meet in the Middle

The sexual act of of two males or transvestites putting their genitallia into both ears of a woman, with the goal of meeting their genitals in the middle, although this is rarely achieved.

Guy 1: Dude u must have had some crazy sex!

Guy 2: Yeah we tried meet in the middle

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going to meet The Man

1. to go to meet your suppiler (i.e. drug dealer).
The Velvet Underground's I'm waiting for the Man.
2. Can also take on other connotations of The Man as in James Balwin's Going to Meet the Man.

1. Junkie #1: Man, I need some PG.
Junkie #2: Don't worry, I'm going to meet The Man and get a quart of PG and a hundred nembies.
2. Feminist #1: I'm goin to the portest tomorrow, and I'm gonna meet The Man.
Feminist #2: You go girl!

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yeet your meet

When u r listening to despacito 17 and have the earge to yeet your meet to the beet

Richard:i love this new despacito song simon
Simon:i could realy yeet my meet to this beat
Yeet your meet means you flog your log to my instagram blog

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Meeting Da Plug

Drug supplier/disperser usually from out of country.

"Just got the phone call, plug say they made it in. Say they gonna front me 20 if I can pay for 10."- Yo Gotti- Meeting Da Plug

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nice meeting you

Something you say when you depart from someone you've just met. Unnecessary if you met a major asshole, bastard, or a bitch.

Kate: Heya, what's your name?
Mike: Mike. What's yours?
Kate: Kate.
Mike: Kay bye, nice meeting you.
Kate: Yeah, you too. Take care.

Mike: Hey, what's your name?
Major Asshole: Major Asshole! You little turd.
Mike: Kay bye.
Asshole: Yeah, bye, you faerie.

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have a meeting with the governor

take a shit, go to the bathroom and cannot be bothered, important business

Wife: where are you going?
Man: Don't bother me i have a meeting with the governor.

The One They Want To Meet

Pop Smoke

“I’m the one they want to meet, Pop Smoke!” “They know I’m gone bring the heat, Pop Smoke.”