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When a girl shits out of her vagina
That bitch just took a big ass mega queef
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The condom of gods, as they would say. The Mega Condom is a HUGE Condom made for HUGE cocks, bigger than 20 inches long and wide. It originated from Mount Olympus when Zeus accidentally mixed all the elements into a latex condom while having sex and thus created the legendary mega condom. The mega condom vibrates, has a cum-tank, and can warm while sex. Only obtainable through clearing WoW 100% and climbing Mount Olympus to obtain the legendary artifact.
"Man, did you hear about the legendary MEGA CONDOM?! IT'S FUCKING HUUUUUUUUGGGGEEEEEEEEE."
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Amplified version of a mong - when one is so wiped that all one can do is chill, do nothing practicle whatsoever. The beauty of a mega-mong is that it can last for hours, even days.
Im so hungover that im just gonna crash at mine today and have a mega mong for the rest of the weekend
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A person with a massive 12" cock who fucks mothers.
Also an asshole of epic proportions
"Wow Sam is really a Mega motherfucker"
Also
"Oh My God Sam is a mega motherfucker, i hate him so much
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the king of gays. Using this is the exact same as coming out. Get a life bozo lookin failure
"I'm gay"
"Ah same, a fellow mega knight user."
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a dicc that will stir ur asshole like a pot full of children
charles loved his average thursday mega dicc
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One million x 473 ml (US) = 473000 Liter or 124953 US Gallons of Wine for breakfast
You drank a Mega Pint of wine for breakfast
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