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Clean Melissa

Getting white girl wasted on wine, passing out on the floor and then dragged around like a dust mop

Bra, your house looks great, what happened last night?
Erin dropped out early and Brad pulled a clean Melissa. he really cleaned this place up, I hope her sweater wasn't dry clean only

by Shorthood September 23, 2020


Melissa Day

This is the day that celebrates Melissa she is a honor student and is a D1 player and is one of the best Melissa’s the exist on earth

OMG!! Today is Melissa Day

by Melissa2.0 May 31, 2024


melissa salazar

poop jk she a skinny legend that I want to kill sometimes butt shes also a PoOOOoooOOoooooO pPPooOOOoo face and also a PooooooOOooOOOoper

use this very device to wipe Melissa Salazar butt

by Melissa salazar October 24, 2020


Melissa middle school

100% would not recommend going there, like imagine your mascot being a fucking bird.🤡🤡🤡
A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.

Person 1:I've been thinking on moving, would Melissa middle school be a good place for my kid?

Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.

by mr eckert September 19, 2021


Melissa A

Melissa Alli is the most beautiful person in the world. She is there for you whenever you are down and will always go out of her way to help you back up. She has beautiful eyes and long, soft black hair. Sometimes she thinks she is not good enough but those who know her, know she is the sweetest person in the world. Don't let her fool you though - she may be sweet, but she will put you in your place in a heartbeat. She will always be the most beautiful person in the world.. So after reading this, don't bother to believe any garbage on Urban Dictionary that you read about other people being 'the most beautiful' because that would just be a lie. Melissa is LOVE, Melissa is LIFE.

I love Melissa A.

by Just Trust Me. November 23, 2021


rea and melissa

rea and melissa met through twitter,they are a huge mess who constantly argue about who is more possessive,along with that they also flirt a lot and make a lot of people feel single even tho the pair are not dating.the pair are a unbreakable duo who resembles vmin from bts.

rea and melissa soulmates.
“you are the tae to my jimin

by anonymous4928 November 6, 2020


Melissaism

Meaning.

Gibberish things that Melissa would say.

Any gibberish that Melissa says that's kinda sort of or almost English. .

There's one of those MELISSAISMS again.

by RonP March 8, 2023