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mental crack

When you have too much energy for your body to contain

Why are you laughing so much are you on mental crack or something damn.

by your truely molly February 4, 2022


mentally mushy

when someone someone is extremely mentally retarded and there's no other way to describe them.

Aight mate! I'm not high just mentally mushy..

by gabune2005 January 23, 2020


Mentally Redneck

Someone whose stupidity has gone beyond that of the lowest rednecks. One does not have to be a redneck to be "Mentally Redneck", but just so stupid that rednecks look rather intelligent in comparison.

Jack has no idea of what he is doing, i swear he is mentally redneck, he is doing the complete opposite of what he needs to be doing, and is failing at even THAT.

by Sramazan August 28, 2015


mentally masturbate

When one is confused and spends more time then necessary mulling over the multitude of variables that come into play when making decisions.
Much like self pleasuring, the vast amount of thoughts that pertain to the situation in which you are trying to make the decision flood or overwhelm your thought process/senses thereby causing you to become consumed with nonsensical thoughts that end up wasting yours and others time.

When Joe finally caught up with the rest of the gang they wondered what had taken him so long,

he replied 'I had to listen to Amy mentally masturbate over which iphone cover to buy'

by Chilcotin Buddha January 7, 2014


Mental wizard

When a person thinks they have a clue but actually have no clue at all...

Everytime i tell her a joke , i have to explain it to her. She is such a mental wizard

by LS1power July 26, 2016


mental athlete

A person who is devoted to intellectual pursuits and studies.

Since he's a mental athlete, he should be good on the TV game show Jeopardy.

by Not a Philistine October 9, 2016


barbie mental

Barbie mental means something that people have that have a big mental Illness that makes people think they are perfect. Some people go as fare as getting so much plastic surgery they are practically a Barbie doll. People that brag that they are blond fall into this mental state. Most people that are Barbie mental played with Barbie dolls and watched the Barbie shows 24/7.

Omg you have gotten work done? You are soooo Barbie mental

I hate your new bf so much he is Barbie mental.

by Glizzy_globler69 January 13, 2022