mexican exit

When leaving a country, upon leaving a girl pregnant.

- Pablo knocked her up, and left for good.
- Oh, he pulled a Mexican exit on her. What a guy!

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Mexican Judo

The Mexican Martial art: Usually involves pulling out a concealed gun or knife during a fight.

The name comes from the accent of many Mexicans when they try to say the word "You" it comes out "Chew or Jhew" and they way they run enlish words together making the phrase "You Don't" sound sort of like "Judo"

Watch out he probably knows Mexican Judo...\

(fake accent) Judo-know if he has a knife, Judo-know if he has a gun.

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Mexican Ounce

A true ounce is 28.5 grams. A Mexican Ounce is 25 grams (not 24 grams as incorrectly defined above). The reason the measurement is shorted is because it is easier to divide and multiply by 25 rather than 28.5 when converting between imperial and metric measurements. That way when it is split from larger quantities like kilos or pounds, it divides into even smaller quantities and there is no remainder.

For example:

1lb = 16oz = 400g (true measurement of 456g)
1kg = 40oz (true measurement of 35.2g)

Johnny: I went to Hector for an ounce and when I weighed it out it was 25g.

Robbie: Damn! That's only a Mexican Ounce. Last time we buy from that dude.

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mexican ambulance

a wheel barrow, hand truck or dolly.

"Pedro just cut off his toe with the shovel! Then dump out that cement, and take him in the mexican ambulance."

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Mexican Lampshade

During the sexual act of "sixty-nine", should the female claim that the room lighting is too bright, the male thinly stretches his scrotum over her nose and eyes.

Your mom said it was too bright so I helped her get over it with a sweet Mexican Lampshade.

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ridin mexican

A vehicle that has more occupants than seats.

I saw seven mexicans get out of a 1987 two door honda civic.

If we don't take two vehicles we will all have to end up ridin mexican in my car.

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Mexican Throwdown

When a male ejaculates into the air, catches it with an open palm, and throws it down at a female on her knees.

So last night I surprised my girl with a good old Mexican Throwdown

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