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A small but iritating (and extremely painful) cut halfway along one's penis.
"I can't tonight, love. I've got a mid-shaft gash."
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Mid key is like mid key like if it's mid key then you're like mid key you know what I mean
Not gonna lie like mid key think she's sound
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One of the following
a) A British person who has lived in North america for long enough to start speaking with an accent that is on first sounding american (although there is a slight hint that they are British when thier accent slips), but when in the company of his/her fellow countryman/woman will start to speak properly. Usually, these people did not have strong accents in the first place.
b) A north american who has emigrated to the UK and has started to sound like the local people, but still has a slight twang.
Mid-Atlantic accents suck. Very much. They give me a headache.
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The ultimate insult given to a person who cannot get any dank and proceeds to purchase a small quantity of mids specifically for the purpose of rolling and smoking. Use of such an insult should not be taken lightly, unless the person does indeed smoke mids blunts all day everyday.
Luke: I had sex with your mother last night
Brent: Smoke a mids blunt
"I wish i had a fat mids blunt to smoke until i die from smoking too many mids blunts"
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English people who pretend to have a North America accent.
Radio 1 DJ's
Bruno Brookes
Tony Blackburn
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when you and a less talented friend go skiing/snowboarding and when you go down the hill, your friend goes first and you wait for them to wipe out somewhere in the middle, referred to as their "mid life crisis" to go down after them to avoid crashing into them.
snowboarder 1: see ya at at the bottom!
Snowboarder 2: ok, wait till my mid life crisis to come down after me, with my suckish skills i'd probably get in your way if you went down any sooner.
Snowboarder 1: true.
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When playing a video game, getting really close to losing a life but making a miraculous comeback.
I was really close to a high score in Pacman, then I had a mid life crisis and almost lost it, but things turned out okay.
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