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Midnight mortician is trilogy written by the author of "dear lilac" and "smush!" , Valerie Vancouver. Midnight mortician revolves around an immortal fae named aeliana and an immortal vampire named Magnus.
Have you read midnight mortician by Valerie Vancouver?
No, I haven't
Well you should!
During the late 1950s, the act of stealing hubcaps off cars at night.
My car received some unwanted midnight service.
When 2 individuals defecate into each other’s anus’ repeatedly, mixing the feces and pushing it back and forth between them.
You last night Jessica and I totally did a Midnight Darkness, it was wild.
Midnight chicken is when you're crossing the street at night in dark clothes praying that any car coming along will be able to see you.
I was late to the party because I had to play midnight chicken the whole way here.
A type of movie which grabs your attention while passing and you have to sit down and finish it.
Princess Bride is my midnight watch.
The old, unappealing pair of shorts that you throw on to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Often worn inside out, or backwards.
Didn’t want to risk my roommate seeing my junk so I had to throw on the midnight shorts
Sorry bro, I couldn't come out last night because I had some midnight activities with my girl