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1.A euphemism for people of African descent;Often seen in true form in the south, you can find one after after hearing "we don't like you're kind around here boy" phrased in the direction of a black man.
Get out of here you Mississippi tree emblem before I give you a rope necktie and teach you how to fly!
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To freeze a piece of shit and roger your partner with it. As it melts the poo will slide down her/his legs.
When she awoke I told her that she had left a candy bar in her ass crack by mistake; I was ashamed to admit I had given her the Mississippi Mud Slide while she was sleeping.
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Insert a hollowed out pool noodle into your partners butthole. Bend the noodle around his/her back, have them blow into their own asshole with all of their might.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West sex tape includes a part where they perform the Mississippi noodle flute.
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The sexual act of 2 men "69ing" with lime (No you can't fucking use orange) Otter Pops in their anal cavities. As things get heated the ice pops melt and you get a treat to reward you for doing a good job.
* on phone* "Yo, Jake and I totally pulled a Mississippi Mug Dog last night. It was amazing, you should try it. Yeah, ok, love you too mom."
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it's a sexual act involving four people and a tractor.
first, three people get on the tractor,(usually males) and the fourth person the "crab dangler" gets tied to the back of the tractor.
while being pulled by the the tractor though a mississippi cotton field, the three people on the tractor are shitting, pissing, and ejaculating off the tractor onto the "crab dangler." it was propperly dubbed "mississippi crab dangler" because all the while, the fourth person has a crab dangling from his ballsack and or butthole. most commonly used with a king crab and a john deere 2001 series industrial lawn tractor.
dude, lastnight, joey was the mississippi crab dangler and he's messed up now!
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When you take a female on her period and give her a vaginal raspberry until she expels both period blood and cum.
Mark: I gave my girlfriend a Mississippi Raspberry last night.
Sean: That's fucking disgusting.
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while having anal sex with your partner, you proceed to urinate inside his/her butthole. Followed by removal of the penis and lying on the ground (preferably a solid and easy to clean surface) your partner still containing the urine inside them proceeds to deficate on your face.
"oh my jenny, whats that awful stain on your new carpet?"
"Oh thats just last nights mississippi mud puddle, we got a little wasted"
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