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Masc girl monday is when a girl wears clothes that are traditionally known as “masculine” on monday’s.
“hey why are you wearing that suit today”
“haven’t you heard? it’s masc girl monday bitch!”
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The refusal to participate in any form of "meat-play", including, but not limited to, meat-jobs, meat-waxing, and meat-lathering. Coined by animal rights activists in an effort to protect the rare antelope breed known as the Dik-Dik. (look that up)
-wanna go lather some meat with me?
-I wish i could, but i am abstaining from any meat-play because it is meatless monday
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An alternative to the term Cyber Monday, Blue Monday is the Monday after Black Friday, when online retailers will be looking for their biggest sales from those who checked out products over the thanksgiving weekend, and will now be ordering them Monday at work.
Forget those long Black Friday lines, I'm going to order on Blue Monday!
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A person who analyzes the mistakes they made they day after they've made them. Derived from complaining over quarterbacks on monday morning after the sunday game.
Frank's complaining about what he should've done on his date last night like a Monday Morning Quarterback.
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Any day of the work week that's not monday, but feels like a monday.
Wow, for a day thats not monday, this sure has been a crummy day so far. I got no sleep last night, my car wouldn't start, that dude on the bus kept touching me, the coffee machine is empty and just...wow...its like an under-cover monday.
the one day of the week you put down the meth pipe and smoke or sell crack it has to be on monday. You also take every thing you own like hats, shirts ,pants,carpets and umbrellas and paint crack back monday on them. then give everyone you know a crack back monday shirt or hat and just like that I started a empire clothing line.
HIM: damn bro two more days and you know what ? -RANDOM OLD LADY: No dear whats that?- HIM: CRACK BACK MONDAY Bitch the day everyone puts down the meth and picks up the crack and i got some new crack back monday gear to rock also no pun intended. RANDOM OLD LADY: OH MY sounds great can you tell me how do I find some crack back monday clothes and also will need the number to the trap house I need to score some crack. HIM: Right on lady I got you.
Monday morning syndrome, also referred to as MMS, is a severe medical condition in which one has bad events occurring one after another. It is suspected that the root cause of MMS is the first day of the week (Monday). There are speculations on how to cure one's MMS, however nothing is medically proven to be 100% effective. The first home remedy is to sleep though this day and bypass the root cause entirely; however is not recommended to those with full-time jobs. Few have gotten medical excuses from work for this, others simply extend their weekend and make Monday the new Sunday; thus creating a new problem on Tuesday.
Symptoms | Head aches, Sleeping through alarms, drowsiness, being late for work, bad traffic, clumsiness, short-tempered... etc.
Solution | Please consult a physician before trying any natural cures.
Employee: excuse me, Mrs. Power.
Boss: Yes bob ?
Employee: I cannot come into work this Monday, the doctor says I have a bad case of MMS, and I should take the week off.
Boss: MMS?
Employee: yeah, she says Monday morning syndrome is a very serious condition.
Boss: oh okay, you had better take the summer off
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