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A salesperson who get's a lot of house deals from the sales manager. Also known as cheese deals.
The new sales guy has a lot of cars out. It's because he is a house mouse.
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"oh dear, i have my period, i should really stick a fanny mouse up there"
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In computer video game terminology the mouse-finger is the dominant, or preferred, finger the video game player uses to wield their most valuable implement of destruction, i.e. the computer mouse. Without one's mouse-finger one is completely helpless.
Joe: *Crack* Damn!
Mike: Hey Joe, why the expletive?
Joe: I just broke my mouse-finger. I won't be able to finish the Unreal Tournament.
Joe: Your passing will be remembered in our myths and legends for years to come. Rest in peace.
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Bens so called 'mouse' is his tiny dick
Bens mouse looks like a doorbell
The name of a mouse from the Baby Loves Jazz series of books and albums.
Mingus Mouse - Hi, I'm Mingus Mouse, and I need to do my taxes, Be back in a second!
To tortiously remove ones tampon from in between their legs.
Damn, that bitch Madeline been mouse harvesting all day!
Some one who has a very tiny penis. Often given the name Luke.
Person 1: Wow that guys penis is small!
Person 2: Was it a mouse cock?
Person 1: Yeah, he was Luke.