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A varient on the word slag, but not used as an exact synonym. Instead, it is an insult to someone who is being annoying, stupid or you just dislike.
(Playing poker)
Ben: "O.k so if I have a straight but with the ten, jack, queen, king, ace, is that a royal straght?"
Dudley "you fucking slag muffin."
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When a female grabs a man's penis at roughly the 1/2 point of the shaft then proceeds to make a circular motion on the helmet with the palm of her hand... making a once floppy muffin a hard muffin.
"Yo, Meg Ryan gives the best floppy muffin Ever."
"I was at this party and some girl was handing out floppy muffins left and right."
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when your face is looking extra crusty
holy shit im such a crust muffin today
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Slang for a someone that has crabs and a yeast infection at the same time.
Billy ~ Yo, did you hook up with Tracy last night?
Ken ~ Yeah man, but my junk sure has felt funny since then.
Billy ~ Oh man. She has Crotch Muffin. You might wanna get that checked out.
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Sort of like "Cool beans" but since nobody likes their beans cool, EVERYONE likes their muffins hot.
"I got new shoes"
"I saw that, they're hot muffins"
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"DANGER MUFFIN" (poorly timed pussy)
An untimely sexual advance from a woman when you are either too tired or in a hurry.
Babe, no I can't. Put that damn danger muffin away.
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a very good band from ontario ohio who are for the most part are unheard of
did you see scorch muffins last night tey were epic
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