Sort of like "Cool beans" but since nobody likes their beans cool, EVERYONE likes their muffins hot.
"I got new shoes"
"I saw that, they're hot muffins"
"DANGER MUFFIN" (poorly timed pussy)
An untimely sexual advance from a woman when you are either too tired or in a hurry.
Babe, no I can't. Put that damn danger muffin away.
a very good band from ontario ohio who are for the most part are unheard of
did you see scorch muffins last night tey were epic
nick was having sex with katie and he totally buttered her muffin. buttered muffins
The act of a male forcibly sticking ones fingers in an another males rectal hole.
that moist muffin war was crazy
The act of shitting in some ones trunk without their knowing, just waiting for the owner to open up and find the sweet trunk muffin
Hey man, Jesse was being a D-Bag, so i dropped a trunk muffin in his mom's exterra!
the act of having sexual intercourse with an obese woman.
I told my roommate Kevin no Muffin Stuffing in the apartment, but needless to say that rule was soon broken.