Ninja Shitblast

An ancient, forbidden Ninja technique, considered to be the ultimate form of toilet annihilation.
A Ninja Shitblast is a combination of a Ninja Blast and a Shitblast, A

Ninja Blast is when you eat a any combination of eggs, bread, prunes, prune juice, mexican food, or indian food, and then eat a bunch of laxitives.
When you need to take a shit real bad after than, you then proceed to go to an enemy's house (preferably sneak in, hence the "Ninja" aspect and shit not IN thier toilet, but SHIT BLAST all inside the resivoir - you know, the top where all the workings and floater and stuff are.
After doing that you then take a HUGE MEGASHIT in the actual toilet itself and stuff it full of toilet paper to plug it up. Then you flush it and it will overflow with shit and the owner of the toilet will NEVER be able to clean it and it'll smell like shit forever until they replace the toilet.

You have crossed me for the last time. Now you must suffer the Ninja Shitblast Technique.

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Nintendo Ninjas

Niggas in black suits who drive large black Suburbans hired by Nintendo to investigate leaks and those who spread leaks.

The Nintendo Ninjas came to my house the other day and after the questioned me, they vanished.

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ninja loan

An acronym for a loan given to a person designated as "No income, no job or assets;" hence - N-I-N-J-A.

The bank's ninja loans have ruined its credit rating. Now, no other bank will lend it money.

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Ninja Mode

When a person, or group of people for that matter, enter a social establishment or gathering, with the intent of getting inebriated without the social and relationshipial backlash of having ones photo's tagged on Facebook.

Joe "Dude lets hit up that crazy rage out in Hutchinson"
Jack "No way dude, my GF will creep on my wall and see me tagged with a bunch of random hotties"
Joe "Dont worry about it, we'll go Ninja Mode"

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ninja fuck

1.To have sex without a sound
2. To have sex without the other person knowing

You had sex last night! I didn't even hear it!
Yep, I ninja fucked her hard.

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Ninja toss

1. a dexterous, quick flick of the wrist that enables the hand to launch any object it is holding, be it a pen, a cell phone, or a paper shuriken, thus skillfully hitting a predetermined target.
2. the act of deftly tossing something with a quick flick of the wrist.

Nickarossi: (after getting hit in the eye by a paperclip)
"Ow! Are you frickin' kidding me? I think you punctured it!"
Des: (laughing) "Sorry...I wasn't aiming for your eye."
Nickarossi: "Really? 'cause I saw you ninja toss that paperclip directly at me."
Des: "Why didn't you duck then?"

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Ninja brb

When someone "brb"s but doesn't tell the other person, usually on the computer.

Guy 1:Hey, did you see that new movie?
(Five minutes later)
Guy 1: you ninja brb'd on me, didn't you?