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On the 23rd of every month it is National Aden Day
Today is National Aden Day
...Sus...
Person 1: It's national sus day!
person 2: STOP BEING SUS
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A day where everyone (namely students) are encouraged to wear Burgundy, as it is coined the 'most indie color of the decade', 'the most debated hue of the modern color palette' (between deciding what is 'maroon' or 'burgundy' or 'somethinginthemiddle') and a hue specifically chosen to unconsciously boost students' excellence during the May testing season. National Burgundy Day was originally held on 5/1 but then moved to 5/5 to make the correlation easier between the 'Maroon' in 'Maroon Five', and the color Burgundy for anyone that wants to participate. Any time early in May, the period of testing, is when the awareness day is celebrated.
Wearing burgundy on National Burgundy Day is an awareness for the testing season in full throttle in the beginning weeks of May; as numerous scientific studies correlate wearing hues of red will boost more postsynaptic neuron activity and overall, boost test scores. Simply put, wearing hues of red (like burgundy) have been correlated to students feeling more confident, assured, focused, and overall do better on their testing during their finals weeks. Thus National Burgundy Day for students also acts as an awareness day, and hollistic support for all in testing weeks.
Not to mention, it's sexy as hell.
"Why's everyone wearing Maroon today?"
"Morrison has his finals today. And it's Burgundy you dipshit."
"Damn. Right. National Burgundy Day."
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A day where the country recognizes all simps.
National Simp Day is May 14th.
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National Diarrhea Day is a day to celebrate the lava flow coming from your butthole. We have all experienced the pleasures of an upside down volcano before. So now is the time to celebrate this great holiday with your friends and families! Spread the word of National diarrhea day so more people can celebrate together!
Friend 1: "Hey! , wanna come to our National Diarrhea Day party? We're gonna play brown dodgeball in celebration!"
Friend 2: "Sure man! That sounds lit, I just had explosive diarrhea this morning!"
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April 15 is the day that all girlfriends or Just hoes,, are supposed to do whatever Their man or the man wants!
Cmon Baby Let me play wit your pussy,, it’s National Freaky Day.
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National Paige Day is a day to celebrate a Paige you know. It is celebrated every June 12. So go tell her you love her..... maybe give her some flowers......and some chocolates......and spend the day with her.
It's National Paige Day!!! We need to go tell her we love her!!!
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