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When you conduct a statistical analysis of viewership while you eat Ramon noodles..
I waited all week to netflix and chill
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An approach used predominately by the college male congregation in order to swoon someone who they are trying to win the affection of by offering to watch a movie they enjoy on the movie streaming site of Netflix and eventually getting intimate with them.
Example 1:
Guy: Do you want to hang out?
Girl: Sure, what are we doing?
Guy: I've got Netflix.
Girl: I guess we can chill.
Example 2:
He asked me to Netflix and Chill
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What a homosexual male asks another male if they would like to come over to their place and have gay sex.
Brian: Hey Zane, you want to watch netflix and pool.
Zane: I would love to put my balls in your pocket.
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Inviting your boyfriend while your parents or grandparents are out for the night to watch a movie on Netflix while doing sexual action
While my grandparents were out of the city,i invited my boyfriend to watch Netflix and chill.while watching the movie,we started to get Horny so we up to the room and have sex.we continuing having sex while my were out
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An accident
Samantha: Dan wanna netflix and chill
Dan: Sure
*at Samantha's house*
*Netflix on*
Samantha: Harder
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The act of watching Bill Nye on Netflix for the sole purpose of sexual gratification.
Due to recent popularity (#NetflixNBill), the phrase has grown to encompass many more variants, including:
The act of watching Bill Cosby stand-up on Netflix to cope with the loss of a pudding cup you once dropped on accident. It was a Tuesday.
The act of watching Bill Engvall on Netflix while tripping acid to understand that love equals geometry, and my arm feels just fine.
The act of binge-watching all Bill Murray movies on Netflix simultaneously on multiple monitors (for sexual gratification).
The act of watching Bill Clinton documentaries on Netflix because he's your father and this is the only way you get to spend time with him.
The act of playing Bill Maher and Bill O'Reilly (on Netflix) on two tablets for the sole purposes of putting the screens together to make them kiss (for sexual gratification).
The act of donning a sturdy duck's bill and committing a vicious bludgeoning-by-peck murder of someone who was watching Netflix.
The act of playing Schoolhouse Rock's 'I'm Just a Bill' on Netflix while watching Netflix for the sole purposes of starting an uncomfortable political argument to avoid sex (for sexual gratification).
"I'm 'bout to fuckin' Netflix aaaaaand Biiiiiiiiill, motherfuckers! Wubba-lubba-dub-dub, biaaatch! Netflix and Bill."
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When you are on Netflix and you keep switching from thing to thing and can't choose
I'm being such a Netflix bipolar right now I have switched between like 10 things
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