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When one sits in an open plan office and the person directly behind you turns their swing chair around, opens their legs to expose tight fitting pants around the gentleman's area while wearing white socks proceeds to shout verbal diarrhoea very loud in your direction, thus preventing you from doing any work and raising your blood pressure.
Oh for god's sake. That F.Witt in the road safety department is having a Swing Chair Conversation again. There goes my bonus for the week.
Oh F.Witt is easing his pants up tight again, watch out for the swing chair convo!
Swingers who throw a weekend party twice a year dedicated to sex, drugs, and rock and roll.
My wife and I had a hot weekend at the swingers Weekend swing-ethone party last week. It was held at the lavish 101-swing-club in Beverly Hills.
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When a person randomly decides to provoke you without context or any previous interactions
Dude Sam literally started roasted me for no reason. He's probably having a syrge mood swing lol
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A dance similar to Lindy Hop however done in a slot and to more modern music like blues, funk, and pop.
Why Lindy Hop when you can West Coast Swing?
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A object by people used of the african race, it was usually provoked by angry caucasians. Also known as a noose.
Damn I'd really like to see that fool on one o' them nigger swing sets.
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OMG LOOK AT THAT MONKEY!
No, It's A fucking Vine-Swinging Person AKA NIGGER!!
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an optical illusion-it makes your penis look an inch or so bigger.
cup your ball sack with 3 fingers (middle finger to pinky) and then wrap your index finger and your thumb around the penis, circulate thumb and finger and then your penis should start to swing around through 360 degrees. after a while of this procedure your penis appears to have grown a considerable amount without becoming erect
incredible!
"Hey lads, i did The five star swing again last night and my penis grew again; unbelivable"
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