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A tan which does not graduate in tone leaving a straight line between pale and tanned skin.
For example, wearing a t-shirt on an extremely hot day and having a tan which stops immediately at the elbow.
I had to work the 9-5 shift today in the sun and now i've got this bloody twat tan
WAAAYY Nice twat tan mate!
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The act of instantly tanning one's finger by swiftly inserting a finger into someone else's asshole, followed by an equally swift removal. To expedite the process, use the asshole of the "someone" right next to you, in any situation.
Robert: Hi Earl! Every time I go tanning, my fingers never get tan. What can I do about this?
Earl: Well Robert, my good friend Clive once told me about "Instant Finger Tanning."
Robert: Hmm, sounds interesting. How can I do that?
Earl: By sticking your fingers all the way up my ass Robert! That's how!
Robert: WOW! That sounds easy!
Earl: Easier than dingleberry pie Robert. Easier than dingleberry pie.
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use in place of the number 1. the tangent of 45 degrees is the equivalent of 1.
Mommy Dearest: How many scoops of mashed potatoes do you want?
CrackBaby: I'll have tan 45 scoops.
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a type of tan one gets during the duration of the winter season ...the person usually ends up looking white and pasty. also aquired when too much time is spent indoors
him: man, he looks like a ghost
her: yea, he has a really nice winter tan
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Small Penis Big hairy ballsack
Omg your like Ryan Tan
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Term used by coeds returning from holiday in southern sub-tropical beach-side resort towns to describe the state of their pigmentation.
Yo' main I juz got back from Daytona Beach and I'm tan as fuck!
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When a white person goes tanning so often that they look like they are a different ethnicity.
"Oh wow, she needs to stop tanning, she has a mexi-tan."
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