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PHK's Hair is the definition of absolute horizontality. PHK's hair is often/sometimes used to calibrate advanced astronomical equipment such as the Hubble Telescope, and other highly sophisticated devices.
Person A: "Wow! look at that guys hair. It's like a 100% horizontal"
Person B: "Yeah dude, i know. It's said to be the definition of straightness. The only thing he uses to keep that extremely plane cut, also known as the PHK's Hair, is the blowing wind and his subconscious mind power"
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Pensi Hair
anix’s word for the green thing on top of spongebobs house
weow did you see the green thing on spongebobs house?
duh it’s pineapple hair
Similar to 'Bed Head' in which the hair on the back of your head is matted down from prolonged sitting.
After a nap in my new Lazy Boy, I found that I had Chair Hair.
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the condition of one's hair after long-term exposure to cold, snowy weather; usually, a direct result of snow having melted upon a hatless head
(from the film The Empire Strikes Back, which partially takes place on the ice planet of Hoth)
"I should blow-dry this mess upon my head lest I walk around with Hoth hair for the remainder of the evening."
When a person has an "edgy" haircut. The gimmick is that no one can see past the hair into how lame or unattractive the person is.
"Dude that guy was so cool"
"What?! No he wasn't. He had gimmick hair!"