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a mix between a dog and a deer that usually has vampire fangs and kinda looks retarded
mike:kyle why do you look so much like a water deer
kyle:...
A cute way of describing any deer with antlers while being inclusive with rare female deer who also grow antlers.
Look, it's an antler deer and I wanna bring him home to cuddle.
When insurance company thinks its a deer but you know it was a mailbox
That deer mailbox jumped out of nowhere
A unique and funny way to announce that you have to use the bathroom or you just farted
May also be linked to the assumption that "Deer Park" bottled water may have traces of actual Deer droppings in it
Took ya long enough, what were ya doin, parkin deer?
The Appalachian Not Deer is a folk cryptid. as a lesser known cryptid, they can be found all throughout the green, wilder parts of the world. They are more likely to be ran into the more you think/ or speak of them. Saying aloud the term 'Not Deer' seems to give them more power to show themselves and notice you.
Upon closer examination you will notice their twisted limbs face a reversed direction, they may stand on their hind legs even as if humanoid. The Not Deer have multiple eyes, gaping mouths with rotted fangs andclaws even open wide rib cages as their flesh and meat fall. Some suffer diseases that can present clusters of holes and bumps, trypophobic patterns are also commonly seen in males. They’re also said to make clicking noises and move with uncomfortable jerking motions.
If the Not Deer locks eyes with you, do not acknowledge the creature. The creature will disappear if you are strong enough to clear your mind. Not Deer are predators, you will be hunted if spotted, chased down as prey. They will strike paralyzing fear in your heart.. You must forget you ever came into contact with it.
beware the not deer, never think or speak of those ill hell-beasts.
If you are so unlucky to lock eyes with a Not Deer, you unwittingly have begun the chase.
The yelling/groaning/shouting sound one makes when vomiting his/her guts up from a night of excessive drinking.
"After we got home from the bar last night, I was calling the deer until, like, 5:00a.m. It was rough."
"I know, dude. I think everybody west of the Mississippi could hear you."