a yummy,sexy,beautiful,spitting cobra that makes me so horny!
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1. (n) a lump of flesh that male homosapiens are trained to believe entitles them to more respect and better pay than women.
2. (n) repro organ which males frequently compare sizes of; white males may become upset and attempt to enslave an entire race.
3. (adj) a deragotory name for someone who is being arrogant or stoopid
whiteManSays: i wouldn't know what to do with my time if i wasn't busy trying to oppress developing countries and prove the worth of my penis!
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"johny, dick, tallywacker, shlong, twig, woody, wedding tackle, one eyed monster, louisville slugger, purple headed yogurt slinger, mushroom head, the cahin, pleasure puller, the real love handle, a mans best friend, Ect."
...and Percy, Willy, Dick, Cock, Knob, Todger, Wang, Schlong, meat mallet, bacon banana, pork sword, one-eyed monster, love rocket, phallus, trouser snake, purple headed trouser snake, serpentine, weenie, johnson, carrot.
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Its what i use to fuck my girlfriend!
Something that a girl sucks.
I love to suck ******* penis!!!
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a magical wand used for pleasurable acts as well as a defence mechanism. Where there is penis, there will be Smokey and Frootloop.
She felt the warm presence of me penis
I managed to fend those negros off at the last second by using my penis
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