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A user-submitted definition for a word, posted on the site www.urbandictionary.com. The word can be real, and it's definition true. It can also be entirely made up from the word to it's definition. Or, the definition for a real word or person could be falsified. The only regulation on content is approval or disapproval if users, whom vote on which definitions to allow onto the site.
Common content found on the site include "definitions" that serve only to glorify certain people, or defame others. Also, an infamous use of the website is to make up sexual vocabulary ie: Truffle Butter or attach graphically sexual definitions to actual words ie: Queen Victoria.
Guy 1: Did you hear Miles got his Urban Dictionary Definition included on the site?
Guy 2: I've shit things more interesting than that fact.
Guy 1: It's about you thought. It says you're a - - -
Guy 2: Who gives a damn? No one knows.
Guy 1: - - - sexy son of a bitch,
*Awkward Stares*
Guy 2: He's gay?
Guy 1: Yup.
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Spenises are armies of tiny penises that attack the virgins and take no prisoners. They crawl down their virgin throats and suffocate them.
Oh no not the spenises... they r getting me! ahhh! Not my throa...
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What Democraps will call anyone who disagrees with them.You can be from Lithuania or Africa or Asia and the Democrats will call you a redneck if you disagree with them.
hateful Democrat:"hey look at that Eskimo over there putting up a Bush/Cheney sign"..."you goddamn redneck"(shouted the hateful Democrat in a redneck voice)
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A party in which participants sit in lawn chairs in a circle with a can of an alcoholic beverage between their feet on the ground. Each person take turns throwing sharp, metal darts at each other's can with the intent to puncture the can. Once a dart punctures a can, the person must drink to that line to stop the outflow and then take a turn of throwing a dart at another person's can. The empty cans form a pile in the middle until everyone is too obliterated to continue.
I went to a darty (correct definition) after my last college final. I was glad to not come away with dart holes in my shins.
It's a perfect 80 degree day, let's have a darty!
Last summer I got so blasted at a darty, there were probably 200 cans in the middle by the time we were done.
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You came here thinking you'd actually find the worst definitions on the site? Sorry mate, you gotta do it yourself.
Our Worst Definitions: When you're so bored while studying you check if Urban Dictionary listed their worst definitions (this surely belongs on said list).
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To get lucky. To win in a contest based on luck or cheats. The first use of this word originated from the character "Noob Saibot" in the video game "Mortal Kombat II".
The character Noob Saibot was named after Tobias Boon (Noob Saibot spelled backwards), one of the creators of the game. Considered to be the most dificult character of the game, Noob Saibot would "cheat" to win. Some would say their defeat by Noob Saibot was luck, chance.
It was common to hear someone say "you got noobed" when they would unfairly lose or to be called a noob if the person won in a "cheating" or "lucky" fashion while playing in a video game arcade.
Example 1 for Noob (2nd Definition) -
Person 1: Wow, that guy was lucky!
Person 2: Yeah, you got noobed!
Example 2 -
That guy definitely cheats to win. What a noob!
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1. When dumbasses post their name with definitions, expecting millions of random strangers to just fall out of their chairs at their dumb inside joke.
2. When some pissed off dickbag misuses a platform, just so they can vent about someone they hate.
3. When some insecure fuck makes a definition of their name that's just compliments to themselves, so they can jerk themselves off to distract themselves from thoughts of how little they actually contribute to society.
I'm fucking sick of seeing these god damn self-insert definitions, everytime I go to vote. Who are you expecting to find this funny? What makes you think random strangers who don't even know what you look like are going to get this? Please for the love of god, keep your shitty self-inserts in fanfictions.
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