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induced earth quake equal to the rate of change of magnitude of sneeze
we can use aboods sneeze law to calculate the earthquake that happened in Indonesia bro
When during the final stages of intercourse, the man completes his orgasm inside his partner's anus, then loweres his face in time for his partner to produce flatulance. This ejects semen combined with fecal matter (Doo-Doo butter) onto the man's face, resulting in a similar appearance to a snowy, speckled, large-footed, mythical mammal.
Last night, Schmidt gave his boyfriend an Alaskan Bigfoot Sneeze for his birthday.
Guy "Oi mate did you just sneeze in your pants?"
guy2 "Yeah I couldn't hold it in."
A crispy cock sneed is used to describe the crunchy sock used to wank in. The cum sock dries up & turns into a crispy cock sneeze
Graham was having a wank & threw the sock away, a few days later he went to wash the sock & said "fuck its a crispy cock sneeze sock
schlob on that knob
sucking a cock
bj
“Dude i can’t believe she gave him a wee wee sneeze”
When a guy gets very aroused during a blow job and he cums in a girls mouth. Cum is gross. He might as well just sneeze in her mouth.
Spitters are quitters, but i don't want the guy to cum in my mouth in the first place. Gizz is gross, he might as well just sneeze in her mouth.
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how hip hop artist prononce with you
i feel a hip hop sneeze a-comin "im going stick witchoo"
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