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A North Carolina preK-8 school where “Project” is a class, the mascot is a dragon, critical thinkers are made, and the kids cannot form circles.
Theme song: (piano) Dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun. (Vocals) Duke School is the greatest place for kids to come and learn, the quest for knowledge in us all does burn, we are the Duke School dragons, beware our mighty roar, our thoughts take flight on dragons wings we soar. Unity, Duke School! Discovery, Duke School! Faithful dragons all are we, everyone is friendly. Winter fall and spring, loyal dragons all do sing, long live the spirit of Duke School. Lots of spirit, lots of zeal, we are dragons we are real!!
I went to Duke School when I was little.
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The time of day when you have to take a crap.
Hey benten will you come help me unload the truck? Sorry dude its duke 30.
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An obnoxious douche bag that is unpleasant to be around.
"Why is that guy such an obnoxious asshole" the man asked. "O him, he's a Duke Fan" his friend replied. "O that makes sense they suck"
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Duke is a private college located in Durham, NC.The school is prominent in the areas of medicine, and finance, with a respected liberal arts program.Most students at the school hail from well to do families in southern Virginia, Long Island, North Jersey, and the suburbs of Washington DC (VA and MD).Duke is also well known for enrolling a large amount of international students with exotic last names. In particular India and China have become a minor league for future Duke students, as Paragashian or Xiang Huang are the most prevalent last names on campus. The most common first names for males on campus are Skyler, Schmidt, Lance, Bruer, and Graham. Most Caucasian students on campus are descendants of the Hohenzollern and Habsburg monarchs of Germany. Few Catholics are welcome at Duke, but Jews of great wealth are generally encouraged. Graduating students historically have great success finding jobs, with Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan hiring 65% of all undergrads. Dukes location in Durham has never worked well. Since Durham is dominantly black, the wealthy Duke undergraduates often amuse themselves by demeaning the "inferior negroes." The best known example of a Duke student is Andrew Guliani, son of "911 hero/douchebag" Rudy Guliani. Andrew is well known for his expulsion from the men's golf team for: "a series of angry outbursts, including breaking a club, "gunning" the engine of his car, throwing an apple at the face of former teammate and being disrespectful to a trainer."
"Holy shit look at Lance and Bruer wrestle in their boxers on the ground with Schmidty! When these guys are drunk off Samuel Adams Winter Ale, they can make dorm parties at Duke University so much fun.
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Duke TIP is a summer program for super fucking awesome/intelligent teenagers at multiple college campuses that is largely regarded as the best thing that ever happened to anyone who has ever gone.
"What was the highlight of your year?"
"DUKE TIP!"
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when you tell your girlfriend that you have to take a shit but you really go into the bathroom to jack-off
"Ashley and I were watching a clockwork orange last night and i totally ended up fakin' a duke after that rape scene"
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