Probably the best burger joint ever created. It pwns the life out of McDonalds, Is acually ADDING new things, and is better than any burger joint. You really are not alive untill you eat a king sized, flame broiled whopper. And ya won't get fat.
Fat kid: Oh god, McDonalds is the Bomb! I might have had a few heart attacks, but I'm LOVIN IT!
Skinny kid: I've never eaten McDonalds...cuz the Burger King PWNZ McDonalds!
Fat kid:...Shut up. *Falls over*
Skinny kid:...Lol.
Another phrase if you have already used plastic bag of douche...
"Tracy is such a twat burger"
"Yea, you dont want to eat her though, she has STD sauce"
Instead of a beef patty, its a turd
Man 1:This burger you served me is turd
Man 2:Yes I Know thats because it is turd,Would like extra mayo on that turd burger
-noun
pronunciation:'cac-bhurr-grrr
1.Slang,Vulgar. Name for a person who is undesirable company at a poker game or in life.
2.Slang, Vulgar.An act or instance of fellatio.
1. "I don't want to play poker at Carlo's house if that cock burger is going to be there!"
2. Q-"Why are Joel and Lawrence late again?" A-"They stopped for a couple of cock burgers on the way, just deal the cards."
A fast food restaurant which is better than McDonald's and you can have it your way.
Person 1: Let go eat at Mcdonalds
Person 2: No way! Let's eat at burger king we can have it are way.
Where the half-witted post teenage pregnancy "managers" tell everyone what to do, because their lives revolve around 2 minutes.
I need a whopper cheese for the window right away!!!111, I'm a "cook" and I see shit all from hurrying so I'm gonna cook even slower.
False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by internet-addicted dorks with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure of everything they attempt in real life.
"That Kevin guy said he doesn't have a girlfriend because of his mental problem restricting his social life"
"Nah, the guy's just got ass burgers, the real reason girls won't touch him is because he never bathes and spends all his free time in his mom's basement playing World of Warcraft."